Funky Kong Hacks the Wii System

One day, all the Mario Kart characters thought it would be a great fun to all race online with each other on Mario Kart Wii.

Funky Kong knew what they planned to do. He wanted to join so that he could cheat and beat up all the racers.

Although Funky Kong was not registered to come in to their racing account, he got in any way by using Homebrew channel. That was a bad hacking device.

The racers just got on to play and saw a new racer who didn't belong in the race.

"Who is that?" Mario said to Yoshi.

"Its looks like someone new, but I've never seen him before." Yoshi responded.

"We will find out when the race starts." Mario said.

The race started and everyone was at the finish line waiting to start the race. They were all wondering who the new racer was. The race was starting in three seconds. The three seconds past, and first thing they saw the new racer do was to boost off using star without getting any item boxes yet.

"How is he already on star power when the race hardily even started?" Asked Toad.

"That's not fair for us because we can't do anything about it." Baby Mario said.

Meanwhile, Funky Kong stopped on the track and waited for whoever was in second so he could beat that person up. Mario happened to be in second and he was not lucky for that.

Mario came along. He was wondering why Funky Kong just stopped out of nowhere. Right before Mario past Funky Kong, Funky Kong dropped a Bob omb right on Mario. Mario blew up into the air.

"Oh no, Funky Kong has got me, and he is going to make me stay here till everyone wins and I won't be there with everyone." Mario said.

At the last second before every one was at the finish line, Funky Kong went around the track three times in one second and one the race before anyone could reach the end. Everyone was so mad that he came and ruined it all.

The next race started and Funky Kong was about to cheat again but before he could do anything, his tv screen turned black and the wii turned off.

"Hey what happened?" Funky Kong to himself said.

He tried turning it back on but it wouldn't do anything except stay on the black screen forever. He just remembers that Homebrew Channel breaks Wiis permanently. Funky Kong couldn't believe it and wished he never cheated.