A/N: So, ACI is confusing, compared to ACII… I'm pissed I didn't play ACI FIRST. *sigh* Alright. If you haven't read my Assassin's Creed II bloopers, this is like those, but… well, from Assassin's Creed. Hope you enjoy them! :D The way they run is funny, and that they are so much harder to loose than on ACII...

Run!

"Kill him!"

"Oh, come on! I didn't even do anything!" Altair growled as he ordered the horse forward. "Riding on a horse is offensive to the damn Knights Templar?" The assassin sighed and casually galloped the horse, knowing the knight wasn't going to catch up to him. Several minutes later, the assassin growled. "Okay, why do the roads have to be so confusing? Where the hell is Damascus?"

"Kill him!"

Altair turned and looked behind himself. "You're still chasing me? What the? Fine. I'll loose you." Altair started down the trail again full speed and stopped the horse at the hay bale at the bottom of the hill. He jumped inside quickly and watched the hill as the knight ran down the hill, nearly loosing his balance. Altair smiled as he watched the knight. Said knight's arms were flailing and his legs were running faster than he seemed to be able to control. He eventually stopped and looked around.

"Forget it. I've got better things to do." The knight started his long journey up the trail again.

Altair jumped out of the hay, laughing. "That was ridiculous! He can't run!" The assassin jumped onto the horse, still laughing, and galloped off, searching for the way to Damascus.