Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: So I was having burgers tonight, and it hit me... Donkey Kong doesn't have a lot of fanfics written about himself. Neither does Tiny, but that's expected since she only appeared in Mario Super Sluggers. So I figured, why not? A chase involving the purity of burgers. With Mr. D'oh I Missed himself causing the trouble.
It was a nice, sunny day in the Mushroom Kingdom, with Donkey Kong and Tiny Kong walking through it as they were taking a break from the Baseball Kingdom. Tiny Kong's stomach growled loudly, with Tiny giggling as she placed her hands on her stomach, slightly blushing.
"All this walking is making me hungry," Tiny admitted as she turned to Donkey Kong. "I could go for a burger right now."
"Me too!" Donkey Kong exclaimed as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand after adjusting his bright red tie. "Now, where could we find a burger...?"
Toadette suddenly popped in between the two Kongs, moving her hands about. "Did someone say hamburgers? Yummy!" She moved her arms about in an excited mode as she shook her pink pigtails around in glee. "I wanna come get some with you guys!"
DK lipped his lips together as he rubbed his hands together. "Yeah, let's go and get some burgers!" He then turned around, to see a white cart pushed by Dry Bowser filled with delicious juicy hamburgers.
"Burgers, come get your burgers here!" Dry Bowser shouted as he held a spatula, rolling it around as he brushed back his red hair. "I don't know why, but I'm in the mood to make fresh, hot hamburgers!"
Tiny and Toadette squealed joyfully as they rushed right to the front of the cart, wanting to have some fresh, juicy hamburgers when suddenly Wario popped out of the cart, chuckling as he held two burgers in his hands
"Wahaha! You'll never get these burgers!" Wario shouted as he blew a raspberry at DK, Tiny, and Toadette, turning around to face Dry Bowser. "And I have to say, you recipe for this is great! But wait until Wario enhances it! Wahahaha!"
Wario then grabbed a steering wheel out of nowhere and started driving the burger kart somehow, with the two Kongs and Toadette screaming as they panicked, with Dry Bowser growling as he shook his skeletal fists.
"Get that fat oaf!" Dry Bowser shouted as he started chasing after Wario, firing blue lightning bolts at him. "I thought you loved garlic more! What's this sudden craving for burgers suddenly!?"
Toadette, Tiny, and DK all nodded their heads as they followed Dry Bowser after Wario, who was causing mischief because he was Wario.
