Leopold "Butters" Scotch took a long look at his new school for the next couple of months. It looked normal enough but yet he couldn't help feeling nervous which was understandable considering he was now hundreds of miles away from most of his friends and family in South Park.

He was still amazed he had made it here to Japan of all places. It had turned out that South Park High School and Fujimori High had decided to initiate an exchange program, which Butters had amazingly been chosen to participate in.

So now here he was all the way across the world with only seven other South Park High students being welcomed into the odd looking school. But what even more odd was the strange stares he was receiving from the students he passed on the way to the students council room.

"Sheesh, you'd think they've never seen Americans before." Eric Cartman grumbled angrily.

"Will they probably haven't fatass, this is the first time are schools have exchanged before." Kyle Broflaski stated ignoring Cartman's glares. Butters smiled at his to friends thankful that they had both been allowed in the program. It was definitely a miracle Cartman had even made it but seeing as all of them new Japanese from the Chimpokamon incident. The behemoth was able to successfully bamboozle the principle into letting him go.

"Hey anyone else notice they're starring at Butters and Kyle?" Stan asked.

"Ha that's a laugh why'd they stare at the Jew? Or Fag face over there?" The behemoth laughed, while his friends rolled their eyes.

"Stop discriminating my people fatass! Anyways this should be the room." The redhead finished, coming to a stop in front of a door. "Will come on guys." With that Kyle opened the door and stepped into the room the others following.

"Hello, you must be the exchange students!" A young man said smiling from his seat on a beautiful whit couch.

"Obviously!" Cartman said rolling his eyes, while Kyle shoved his elbow none to gently into the bigger boy.

"Of course. Will welcome to Fujimori High School! We of the council hope your stay with us is pleasurable." He said all smiles. "However before we began showing you to your classes we must go over your school fees."

"Wait What!" They all shouted the program hadn't said anything about a payment; will besides the thousand-dollar travel fee via City Airlines. Which Kenny was barely able to scrounge for in the first place and now they needed to pay school fees.

"Oh, but of course you see we are a private school, we provide room and board, will the best. Which is not cheap." He grinned starring intently on Butters and Kyle.

"But we have already decided to drop all charges if you agree to the following terms." He continued nodding to each boy, causing Tweak to duck behind Craig and poor Kenny to pale. This guy defiantly seemed to have some evil agenda and Butters really did not like the looks he was receiving. Slowly the blonde grabbed hold of the behemoth's hand, hiding behind the larger boy's bulk.

"Which is?" Cartman asked annoyed, not noticing, or caring that Butters had grabbed his arm. He obviously wasn't phased by the other guys evil eye.

"Ahh… You see at our prestigious school we have what we call the Princesses and if a few of you young lads agree to become one we will drop all charges."

"Wait what's a Princess exactly." Kyle asked looking nervous.

"It is when how shall I saw a "pretty boy" is taken and dresses up as a girl for special occasions or to cheer on the other students."

"So wait you want us to cross dress!" Kyle shouted.

"Essentially and if you refuse we will set you up on the next flight back to Colorado ." Butters was shocked could they really do that? Here he and the others had been looking forward to this trip. Craig had even stopped flipping teachers off for a whole month. How could they take it all away? Butters tightened his grip on Cartman's arm causing the bigger boy to glance down and notice the little blonde.

"Butters well do it, won't ya Butters?" He said suddenly smiling his famous chiesher cat grin. The one Butters had seen countless times before.

"Oh, hamburgers!" Butters whispered.

"I am not doing it!" Kyle screamed at the top of his lungs. They had just found out that at least three of their party would have to be Princesses. After hearing the news they had asked to be excused to the courtyard to discuss the matter.

It had been agreed that the terms for staying were ridiculous but they also all agreed that they didn't want to leave. So naturally the conversation had then turned to nominating who should be sacrificed. Of course the first nominated by Cartman was Butters, having already dressed up as Marjorie before he had the best qualifications for cross-dressing. The second also nominated by Cartman was Kyle, who was now screaming his protests.

"But Kahyle! You'd make a great girl remember how you pulled of the Brittany Spears look. Next to gay wad over there you have the most experience. Plus you kind of look like a girl anyway…" The behemoth argued getting nod from the others.

"No! I am not doing it besides you dressed up as girl on the Marry Show!"

"Yeah, but come on they want hot chicks I don't think I meet the qualifications." He said gesturing at his body.

"But…"

"Do you really want to go back home and let those jerk wads win!"

"No." Kyle mumbled, looking at his shoes. "But really! Do you guys honestly think it's worth it?" The sudden interest in anything but Kyle said it was. "Butters you don't want to do it right?" He pleaded.

"Will uhh…" Cartman quickly sent him a glare that could make a man piss himself of fright. "I don't mind, why shucks Kyle I'm willing to take one for the team." He said quickly, receiving a nod from the behemoth.

"Fine! But I hate this!" Kyle yelled throwing his hands in the air defeated. The behemoth smiled smugly, happy that he had managed to get his two favorite toys in this mess.

Alright if Kyle and Butters will do it, we still need one more. Any takers?" Stan said trying to bring his friends back to the situation at hand.

"Hmmm… will you and Craig are out." Cartman said while both raven haired boys nodded in agreement. "So that leaves Tweek, Kennah, or Kahlyde." The behemoth finished, and then suddenly a smile crept up his face. A smile his friends had grown to take as "I'm goanna screw someone over."

"What about Token when he gets here!" Cartman cried glad to have thought of it. "Serves him right flying first class, leaving us to rot on Shitty Airlines." He ranted clearly still angry at the other boy.

"Cartman you are such an idiot, fatass! Token's parents are paying for him to come. Remember he didn't make the program. So why, in the world does he need a loan if his parent are rich and welling to pay?!" Kyle reminded him happy to burst his "friends" bubble.

"Alright fine! I vote Tweek." Cartman said glaring daggers in Kyle's direction.

"What! Me?! I can't handle that what if I Screw Up! That's WAY to much PRESSURE! Ahhh!" Tweek freaked in his usual way fiddling with his buttons. While the others wondered how exactly the blonde had survived the pressure to get there.

"No, I veto Tweek." Craig stated flipping Cartman off for even suggesting the idea. Tweek gave a weak smile in the raven haired boy's direction. The two definitely had each other's backs ever since their showdown all those years ago when the fatass had set up their fight. "Clyde's out too I vote Kenny." Craig said causing Kenny to look up and speak for the first time all day.

'No way man, not unless I get paid." Kenny said slightly muffled by his hood.

"Sheesh Kennah you are such a whore." The behemoth smiled at his friend. Ever since eight grade Kenny had taken up his Crazy Kenny stunts again and then added selling his body, giving Mrs. Cartman a run for her money as the town's whore.

"Alright so it's settled Butters, Kahyle, and Kennah will be are bitches." The fatass said ending the debate by getting up and lumbering off in the direction they had come from. Reluctantly the others followed.


"Okay we'll do it!" Kyle said looking at the council president with hate.

"That is wonderful news; now let me tell you the benefits associated with being a princess. First princesses are allowed to be tardy or miss class with no penalty. Seeing as some of your duties will call you away." Cartman's face suddenly lit up. "You also will be granted free meals charity of the school and of course free textbook fees for you and your friends. An extra bonus is that some money made from your merchandise shall be given to you." Cartman starred at the young man wishing he'd known about this sooner the perks were definitely worth it. "So which of you three will take the job?"

"Will…" Cartman began opening his mouth to he would, when Kyle interrupted him.

"Sadly I will and so will Butters and Kenny." Kyle said gesturing at the other future princesses, ignoring the annoyed look Cartman was sending.

"Then it's settled Sakomoto please show them to their dorm rooms and then escort them to their classes." The president said dismissing them. The small party got up and headed towards the door. "Oh one more thing, all three princesses please see me after school."


Author's Note - Okay the idea came to me not to long ago and so far I'm really likeing this. The plan is to have the story mostly focas on Butters. But don't worry the others will have thier own problems. Some other south park charectors may guest star... But i hope you enjoy it and are looking foward for the next chappy! :)

Pairings so far planned

Butters X Cartman

Akira X Butters