Wrong Mountain!
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Yoshizilla-Fan: Ever seen Charlie the Unicorn?
Charlie the Unicorn and his two unnamed unicorn acquaintances somehow ended up at Sweet Mountain.
"Here we are! Candy Mountain!" The pink unnamed unicorn happily stated.
"This isn't Candy Mountain, stupid!" Charlie complained in his Mid-Atlantic accent. "It's Sweet Mountain! I read about it in the fanfics by that other author."
"So what? It's very similar to Candy Mountain, and it exists! Yay for us!" The blue unnamed unicorn cheered, along with his pink buddy.
Charlie groaned as his two unicorn companions both hopped around him, much to his dismay. "You two are so annoying! Why do I bother putting up with you guys?"
"You got two of those too, huh?" Waluigi asked, appearing out of nowhere.
"Who the hell are you?" Charlie asked, still annoyed by the two unnamed pink and blue unicorns.
"Waluigi. I also got two characters getting on my nerves everyday." Waluigi stated. "And who are you and your two annoying acquaintances?"
"Oh, we don't have names!" The pink unicorn stated.
"But Charlie has a name! It's Charlie!" The blue unicorn added.
"And why are you here, dare I ask?" Waluigi asked.
"These two annoying numbskulls tried to take me to Candy Mountain, but they took me here instead!" Charlie stated with an annoyed tone. "How much worse can it get for me anyway?"
Then sure enough, the five letters that spelled the word "SWEET" popped out of nowhere, all of them singing and dancing in unison.
"Oh come on! This is the same kind of crap that happened at Candy Mountain!" Charlie complained. "
"Ooh, check out the dancing letters!" Amy Rose pointed out while munching on some sweets.
"And listen to the way they sing!" Cream the Rabbit commented, being next to Amy.
"Ok, this is officially the worst fanfic I have ever been in!" Charlie complained. "I can't believe I'm saying this. But I'd rather be at Candy Mountain, if that place even exists!"
"Hey! I got an idea! We should check out the Sugary Sweet Skyway!" The pink unicorn stated in joy.
"Maybe if we're lucky, that place exists too!" The blue unicorn added.
Charlie groaned in dismay. "I hate my life!"
THE END
