Nepeta: :33 welcome efuryone tooooooo….. *ac stops for a dramatic paws* so you wanna date dave strider! me, nepeta leijon, will be your host fur today! and of course we can't furget the whole reason why we're here! dave strider!
Dave: uh yo.
Nepeta: :33 wow you actually said something this time… good start dave! *ac starts to clap for dave but then stops before efuryone else does!* no clapping yet folks we still have our patient contestants in the back! come on out!
Sollux: 2up
Tavros: ,,,uHH
Kankri: Hell9
Dave: fuck no. get those anonymous aliens off the god damn stage and get some real people up there. i am not dealing with those alien dicks like seriously have you seen those things? they're tentacles. sorry boys but isn't turned on by that shit
Kankri: EXCUSE Y9U 6UT WH-
Nepeta: :33 *ac unsheathes her purrfectly sharpened claws* hey! no fighting! contestant #3 sit down and shut up! please!
Kankri: Well I'm s9rry that-
Nepeta: :33 EQUIUS!
Equius: D- Yes… Right
Kankri: N9 N9 N9!
Nepeta: :33 anyways, contestant #4 come on out!
John: how did i get here?
Nepeta: :33 just listen and don't ask questions! i am gonna ask you random questions that relate to dave! all you must do is answer them all truthfully! sound easy enough fur you? well tough cookies if it is! :33 *ac grabs her special hat of questions!* now contestant #1, what is- …oh please don't hurt me but… what's your favfurite color?
Sollux: what the fuck do you thiink iit ii2? obviiou2ly fuckiing yellow
Nepeta: :33 purrfect answer! now contestant #2, if you were to efur have a SUPER POWER! what would it be?
Tavros: ,,,uHH,,, mAYBE TO FLY OR,,, sOMETHING,,,
Nepeta: :33 flying would be fun! contestant #3! if someone were to say i love you, what would you say back?
John: hmm… probably i love you too!
Nepeta: :33 aww how sweet! now back to the beginning! but furst, dave any comments?
Dave: actually yeah. what the fuck is up contestant number ones ass. like come the fuck on man she only asked you a simple question theres no fucking need to go all commando on the lonely cat lady's ass she's cool. just look at that gorgeous cat hat. definitely doesn't scream loner to me
Nepeta: :33 aww thank you dave!
Dave: uhh yep anytime. the strider is always in business
Nepeta: :33 next question! where is your dream vacation, contestant #1?
Sollux: my hiive. 2o that ii dont have to deal wiith annoyiing douche2
Dave: have you heard yourself
Nepeta: :33 next! what is your dream job?
Tavros: bEING PUPA PAN,,,
Nepeta: :33 furry creative! and now #3! how many members do you want in your family?
John: hmmm… i would say one daughter, one son, and a partner to share my love with. maybe even a dog or cat :D
Nepeta: :33 *ac twitches at the sound of a stupid dog!* you should definitely get a cat! but now it's time fur the elimination!
Equius: D- Dun dah dun?
Nepeta: :33 no thats not right! its DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! try it!
Equius: D- Dun.. dun.. duuuuun..
Nepeta: :33 thats good enough :33 who will get eliminated? who will stay? who will the new contestant be!? till next time! bye bye!
