Hi guys,

I was just going through all my reviews for crackfics and i realised that i haven't actually wrote one for AGES

So then I decided to do another one (obviously, as if I hadn't then this would not be here xD)

Enjoy!


"Claire!Claire!Caire!" Myrnin shouted through the locked door, banging on it harshy (which, was quite hard as he's a vampire, and a very awesome one at that.)

"Myrnin go away, I'm busy!" Claire shouted. Suddenly; the bathroom door fell of the hinges and landed on the floor and Myrnin saw Claire sitting on the toilet. She screamed. Loudly. So Myrnin thought he'd scream too for no apparent reason. "Get the hell out of here!" Claire shouted. Myrnin pouted at her so she grabbed a random stake (coincidence) and chucked it at him.

o.

So now Myrnin sat in his lab.

Bored.

Bored.

Bored.

He spun on his chair.

He spun back the other way.

"I'm bored Oliver!" He moaned at his left vampire bunny slipper which once was Oliver's rabbit which he murdered to torture Oliver, but that's a different story.

Then he turned to his other bunny slipper and told him that he was bored because he didn't want there to be rivalry between the two about who Myrnin loved most out of his slippers as he didn't want them to fight.

"I miss Bob!" Wailed Myrnin suddenly. Then, in front of him, Bob appeared.

"Avenge me Myrnin!" Bob said in a high squeaky voice "Avenge meeeeee"

"What?" Myrnin said confused.

"You must avenge me Myrnin! Kill the idiot hippy who murdered me!"(Another story which you don't need to really worry about) Bob's legs wiggled "Do it, do it now."

Myrnin shrugged casually and simply said "Okey dokey tiddely pokey!" Before running (well skipping) out of his lab and all the way into Common Grounds.

"Ollypopsicle!" Myrnin shouted as he walked in, heads turned from the tables to look at the tall strange vampire wearing bunny slippers and a pirate coat.

Oliver stepped out from his office rolling his eyes at the vampire "What do you want fool?!" He shouted before noticing Oliver the rabbit on Myrnin's feet and his eyes started to well up and he sniffed loudly. "Oliver" He mumbled before shaking his head and glaring at Myrnin.

"Amelie wants you!" Myrnin shouted gleefully.

"Do I?" A stern voice said, coming from Oliver's office door, her hair was quite messed up and it was only then that Myrnin noticed Oliver's clothes were very rumpled and Amelie's shirt buttons were undone quite low.

Myrnin looked between the two "Well... Erm..." Myrnin muttered before rubbing his forehead. "Do you know what... Never mind.."

"What's wrong Myrnin?" Amelie questioned.

"I'm confused" Myrnin muttered.

"Why?"

"I thought Ollypop was gay..." Myrnin muttered before Oliver's eyes flashed red and he ran to him, Myrnin quickly got out a silver stake a pushed it into Oliver's heart who fell down straight away. "Well, that was easy"

Amelie just stood there in a fit of laughter.