Invader Dezza

One day on Planet Irk, The Almighty Tallest were refueling their ship, The Massive, when a young female Irken rushed up to them. "Hi Tallest!" the young Irken proclaimed, "I'm Dezza! And I really really REALLY want to be an Invader! I even built my own SIR unit! Her name is Gigi." The Tallest stared at the young Irken and her poorly built, pink-eyed SIR unit. It reminded them of Gir, Zim's trusty robot. "So, you really want to be an Invader?" Almighty Tallest Red asked. "Yes, yes, YES!" Dezza squealed. "Okay," said Almighty Tallest Purple, "but first, you must past a certain number of trials." The Tallest sentenced Dezza to clean the kitchen of The Massive. 12 minutes later, Dezza proudly came out of the kitchen and showed them the cleanliness she put upon it. The Tallest were surprised. Next, they had her unload all the packages from the delivery ship. She did so, and in 3 minutes flat. The Tallest were running out of ideas. "We can't have her do this forever!" Red told to Purple. "Yeah, she's twice as annoying as Zim." Purple replied. "I guess we'll just get rid of her." Red said. And so, Purple set the coordinates of Dezza's ship to go to the farthest reaches of the galaxy. "Congrats!" Red fibbed, "You are now an Invader! Just hop in your ship and you'll be taken to your assigned planet." "Which planet?" Dezza asked, eagerly. "It's a surprise." Purple told her. And so, Dezza hopped into her ship and started speeding away.

Meanwhile, on Earth, Invader Zim was plotting his latest evil plan. "For my next plan, I will…" Zim began. Just then, Gir, Zim's robot/dog assistant entered. "Guess who made waffles?" Gir cried. "Gir! Go away!" Zim shouted to his intern. Just then, a ship crashed through the celing. A female Irken and a female SIR emerged from it. This was no ordinary Irken, though. It was Dezza and Gigi! "Wow! This planet looks a lot like Irk!" Dezza proclaimed. "WHO ARE YOU?" Zim shouted. "Hey, another Irken!" Dezza said. "I guess my ship broke down and I landed on another side of Irk." "This isn't Irk. This is Earth!" Zim pointed out, "And I've already been assigned to this planet!" "But The Tallest sent me here!" Dezza replied. "Well, if you say so. I guess we'll be taking over Earth together." Zim said. "Yipee! Dezza cheered. "But I get all the credit when we do!" Zim snapped. "Okay!" Dezza responded.