Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, Natsuki Takaya does.
Warning: Sexual Humor, though it requires a mind a kin to that of Shigure...
"Football? What's football?" Momiji questioned. The Sohma's and Tohru currently sat around the living room, idly conversing and joking. The weather had become quite rainy and Tohru had suggested that everyone visit them. So now they all sat around, discussing foreign sports.
"An common sport in America and other countries." Hatori answered.
"So what do you do?" Hatsuharu asked, mainly for the sake of being able to listen something other then Momiji's sugar rant.
"Well," Ayame began, smirking. "Shigure why don't you explain, you know more then me."
"It's a popular sport, as Hatori said. There are two teams of men. They wear tight pants and get laid upon, after they run into each other. They throw lemon shaped balls at each other and then, they run back and forth trying to catch each other like animals. Animals like lions and lambs when they try catch and eat each other. When they score goals the 'cheers' get turned on. Also accompanying the team are cheerleaders. They wear short skirts and tight bikini tops. When the teams score they yell and scream as they cheer on each other. Then, at the end the two best teams go at it with each other, at - oh, whats it called? Oh yeah, the superballs, I think it's called!" At this point, everyone was speechless and Tohru a bit confused.
"I-it's the super bowl!" Hatori corrected, agape.
"You perverted dog!" Kyo yelled, whacking him in the head as Ayame giggled. Yuki hit Ayame, just for the hell of it.
"You made a Twilight reference. Are you referring to Breaking dawn in which Bella, the lamb, and Edward, the lion, had sex in the ocean like animals such as ... Dolphins?" Hatsuharu question in deep thought, although this was mainly to himself.
"Yes, and they had a whale of a time!" Shigure cried, the Edward-Bella-Jacob love triangle rather pleased him.
"You should be in jail!" Hatori shouted finally regaining his composure - well, most of it. "Why don't you just rob everyone here of their virginity while your at it!"
"Sound like fun, but didn't Kana already do that to you?"
"PERVERT!"
Authors Note: Sorry, I know that's a bit different then what I usually write, but I came up with that last night at 12:11 while wearing one of those, weirdo facial mask thingy's that make you look like Frankenstein. Guess I got high off the weirdo smell, but that was so much fun. Gotta love Shigure's brain - Shh - my pen name is pen name.
P.S. Listening to 3oh!3 while writing already Shigure-style stories is not a good idea, but their music rocks!
