Pokémon with Hats 1-7

I'm having major writers block so this is a just for fun fic that will hopefully help get me out of my ditch.

ALSO I DO NOT OWN THIS ALL CREDIT OF LLAMAS WITH HATS GOES TO THE CREATORS.

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A lucario and a houndoom stood inside a room with a dead trainer with lots of slash wounds bloodying his clothing.

"Carl! There is a dead trainer in our house" said the lucario who was wearing a red hat with a flower.

Carl looks at the trainer in surprise"oh, hey! Where did he come from?" said the houndoom wearing a green hat.

"Carl what did you do?" lucario asked his friend.

"Me, uh, I didn't do this" said Carl stuttering over his words.

Lucario didn't believe him"exsplain what happened Carl" he said but Carl kept denied it.

"I've never seen him before in my life" he denied.

"Why did you kill this trainer Carl?" lucario asked.

"I do not kill people that is, that is my least favorite thing to do" said Carl but lucario still persisted.

"Explain to me Carl exactly what you were doing before I got home?" lucario asked.

"Okay, I was upstairs and sitting in my room reading a book" said Carl as lucario asked for more details.

"and this guy walked in, so I went up to him and I shadow clawed him 37 times in the chest" said Carl innocently.

Lucario looked at him in hock before letting out an exasperated "CARL! That kills people" he said.

"Oh wow, I did not know that" said Carl.

"How could you not know that?" asked lucario shocked.

"Yeah I'm in the wrong here I suck" said Carl.

Lucario then noticed something "what happened to his hands?" he asked.

"What?" asked Carl.

"His hands, what happened to his hands, why are they missing?" asked lucario.

"Uh well, I kinda used flamethrower to cook them up and ate them" said Carl as lucario gave a disgusted look.

"Carl" he said in disbelief.

"I was hungry and when you're hungry for hands" said Carl.

"Why on earth would you do that?" aske3d lucario.

"I was hungry for hands give me a break" defended Carl.

"Carl" said lucario still grossed out.

"My stomach was making the rumbles that only hands would satisfy" said Carl as his left eye twit a bit like a maniac.

"What is wrong with you Carl?" asked lucario.

"Well I kill people and eat a hand that's two things" said Carl.