I love Disney movies. I love Naruto. I rewrote Poor Unfortunate Souls for Orochimaru. I'm not sorry.
Disclaimer: Neither The Little Mermaid nor Naruto are mine.
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I'll admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me rather strange
But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all those ways,
Repented, seen the light and made a change
(True? yes!)
And I fortunately know a lot of secrets
There are talents which I always have possesed
And child lately (please don't laugh)
I use them on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed
(Pathetic…)
Poor unfortunate souls- in pain, in need
This one longs to find a friend,
This one a place within this world
And I help them- yes indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls!
It's sad! But true.
They come crawling to me, begging crying "Help us, master, please!"
And I help them! Yes I do…
Now I've mentioned once or twice, my help must come with a price
I'm afraid you'd have to walk across the coals.
You might hear the odd complaint- I never claimed to be a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls.
The men in there will spout their righteous blather
I think you'll find their lectures quite a bore.
Well in here, I'm sure you've heard you'll never hear a nagging word,
And after all, child, what's that idle prattle for?
I know you're not all that impressed with hearing lectures
You'll find that I avoid them when I can.
If you don't wish to be a pawn, then come and turn and face the dawn
You don't have to hold your tongue anymore young man.
Come on you poor unfortunate soul!
Go ahead- Make your choice.
I'm a very busy person, and I haven't got all day.
So say something little boy.
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad- but true
If you want to cross the bridge, dear boy, you've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp, and take a breath, now take my hand it's time to go.
(Kabuto look, now we've got our boy. The boss is on a roll.)
This poor unfortunate soul!
