Kaceistis Shiticus ventured to The Bell of Tacos today for a hearty meal of Mexican food. She made the trek back to school only to find that the neighboring village had overtaken the water hole and hogging the resources. She held her urges, but the neighboring village stayed at the waterhole for nearly an hour. Kaceistis Shiticus rushed in, banging her knee on the open water shield. She yelled curses to the gods, but she made it just in time to the shitter. She squatted and released the evil from the depths of her rear. She cursed the gods for the pain and suffered she was enduring. She soon gave birth to a beautiful Mexican food baby. She left it to die in the watering hole before the neighboring village returned to take over the watering hole once more. They complained of the small child that was resting within the water, rotting. Kaceitis Shiticus merely laughed her way back to her own village, wishing death upon the neighboring village.