World's Most Annoying Toys
By: Bara Kuro and Tsuki Yuuki
Bara: Okay, we decided since its Christmas and the Caddy shack review incident, that we would . . . criticize some toys. With help from the G-Boyz.
G-Boyz: Nooooo, Your just like Cherry Blossom and Crappy Poem Theater!!!!
Bara & Tsuki: * grin evilly * We know, she's our Muse.
Tsuki: Aren't you forgetting something Bara?
Bara: Uh . . . um . . . Oh yeah, our disclaimer!
DISCLAIMER: We own nothing, not Gundam Wing and not any toy we . . . criticize.
Bara: Who wants to play with the first toy?
Duo: Me! Me!
Bara: * hands Tickle Me Elmo, to Duo *
Duo: What is it? It looks like a furry frog.
Tsuki: Press its tummy . . .
Duo: * squeezes Elmo * Heeheehee, that tickles! * throws Elmo at the wall * Heeheehee, that tickles! Ahhhhh! Evil!!
Wufei: I agree with Maxwell, it looks like a furry frog and its too red.
Heero: I like red.
Everyone: 0_0
Tsuki: Anyways, * watches Duo run around in the background screaming and shaking Elmo, which continuously says "Heeheehee, that tickles " and vibrates * I think we should move on the next toy.
Bara: * pulls out a plush cow *
Quatre: Aw . . . its cute. How could it be annoying?
Tsuki: Squeeze it! * grins *
Quatre: Okay. * squeezes cow, which starts to moo * Moo . . . Moo . . .Moo . . . MooMOOMOOMOOOO! * cow moos crazily and vibrates * Ahh! I killed it!
Bara: Calm down, its only a Mad Cow Doll. Yes it is a real toy, we did not make it up.
Trowa: Why would anyone make a Mad Cow Doll?
Tsuki: I dunno, its from some foreign country.
Trowa: Ah . . .
Bara: Next toy!
Tsuki: * brings out Caddy shack Gopher *
Bara: Noo! CG is not annoying!
Tsuki: This isn't annoying? *presses button, CG starts to swing its hips and sing "Its alright, nobody worry about me . . ."*
Bara: No!
G-Boyz: 0_0
Duo: * cough *
Bara: You wanna see something annoying?! * whips out Woody Doll, from Toy Story * This is annoying! * pulls string * There's a snake in my boot!
Duo: What so annoying about that?
Bara: When you hear the same sayings over and over again, it becomes annoying. My brother took the damn doll everywhere! But now I have it! * takes Tsuki's flamethrower * Whahahahahaha!!!!!
Wufei: Duck and cover!
Bara: * burns Woody * Burnnnnnn! Hahaha! * holds up crispy, black, toy *
Duo: * accidently squeezes Elmo * Uh Oh . . .
Bara: * goes insane and crispy fries all the toys * Buhahahahahaha!!!!
Tsuki: * picks up very black CG and hands it to Bara *
Bara: NOOOOOOOO! Gopher! * falls to knees * I can't live anymore!
Tsuki: Yeah, Bara . . . * pulls out a new Gopher *
Bara: Yay! * grabs toy away and sits on the floor *
Tsuki: That'll keep her quiet for awhile. What our next toy? Hmm . . . * rummages through bag of toys, pulls out a huge plastic box * They don't make noise, they're small, and there's hundreds of them. Pokemon cards!
Wufei: * studies a card of Pikachu * They don't bother me.
Tsuki: * dumps all the cards at Wufei's feet *
Wufei: Point taken.
Bara: * notices pokemon cards * Ahhh! I hate POKEMON CARDS! * pulls out flamethrower again * Much better. * sits down and plays with Gopher again *
Trowa: I thought we were criticizing the toys, not destroying them.
Bara: * pulls out a bunch of Barbies that look like Relena and sets them on a fence * Heero . . . how about some target practice? * hands Heero a gun from hammerspace*
Heero: Hn. * shoots each Barbies head off *
Quatre: Barbies aren't annoying.
Wufei: You would know. You grew up with 29 sisters, I'm sure you played with Barbie at least once.
Quatre: . . .
Wufei: I was kidding.
Bara: Oh no! We ran out of toys!
Duo: Yeah, were free!
Tsuki: * innocent look on her face * Didn't we tell you? This is the first part of a series.
G-Boyz: Noooooooo!
Bara: Look for the next part, Worlds Most Annoying People.
Duo: I . . .
Bara: Don't say anything. * threatens with flamethrower *
Duo: Eep! OK.
Tsuki: Don't forget to review! If you have any ideas for Worlds Most Annoying, tell us!
