World's Most Annoying Toys

By: Bara Kuro and Tsuki Yuuki

Bara: Okay, we decided since its Christmas and the Caddy shack review incident, that we would . . . criticize some toys. With help from the G-Boyz.

G-Boyz: Nooooo, Your just like Cherry Blossom and Crappy Poem Theater!!!!

Bara & Tsuki: * grin evilly * We know, she's our Muse.

Tsuki: Aren't you forgetting something Bara?

Bara: Uh . . . um . . . Oh yeah, our disclaimer!

DISCLAIMER: We own nothing, not Gundam Wing and not any toy we . . . criticize.

Bara: Who wants to play with the first toy?

Duo: Me! Me!

Bara: * hands Tickle Me Elmo, to Duo *

Duo: What is it? It looks like a furry frog.

Tsuki: Press its tummy . . .

Duo: * squeezes Elmo * Heeheehee, that tickles! * throws Elmo at the wall * Heeheehee, that tickles! Ahhhhh! Evil!!

Wufei: I agree with Maxwell, it looks like a furry frog and its too red.

Heero: I like red.

Everyone: 0_0

Tsuki: Anyways, * watches Duo run around in the background screaming and shaking Elmo, which continuously says "Heeheehee, that tickles " and vibrates * I think we should move on the next toy.

Bara: * pulls out a plush cow *

Quatre: Aw . . . its cute. How could it be annoying?

Tsuki: Squeeze it! * grins *

Quatre: Okay. * squeezes cow, which starts to moo * Moo . . . Moo . . .Moo . . . MooMOOMOOMOOOO! * cow moos crazily and vibrates * Ahh! I killed it!

Bara: Calm down, its only a Mad Cow Doll. Yes it is a real toy, we did not make it up.

Trowa: Why would anyone make a Mad Cow Doll?

Tsuki: I dunno, its from some foreign country.

Trowa: Ah . . .

Bara: Next toy!

Tsuki: * brings out Caddy shack Gopher *

Bara: Noo! CG is not annoying!

Tsuki: This isn't annoying? *presses button, CG starts to swing its hips and sing "Its alright, nobody worry about me . . ."*

Bara: No!

G-Boyz: 0_0

Duo: * cough *

Bara: You wanna see something annoying?! * whips out Woody Doll, from Toy Story * This is annoying! * pulls string * There's a snake in my boot!

Duo: What so annoying about that?

Bara: When you hear the same sayings over and over again, it becomes annoying. My brother took the damn doll everywhere! But now I have it! * takes Tsuki's flamethrower * Whahahahahaha!!!!!

Wufei: Duck and cover!

Bara: * burns Woody * Burnnnnnn! Hahaha! * holds up crispy, black, toy *

Duo: * accidently squeezes Elmo * Uh Oh . . .

Bara: * goes insane and crispy fries all the toys * Buhahahahahaha!!!!

Tsuki: * picks up very black CG and hands it to Bara *

Bara: NOOOOOOOO! Gopher! * falls to knees * I can't live anymore!

Tsuki: Yeah, Bara . . . * pulls out a new Gopher *

Bara: Yay! * grabs toy away and sits on the floor *

Tsuki: That'll keep her quiet for awhile. What our next toy? Hmm . . . * rummages through bag of toys, pulls out a huge plastic box * They don't make noise, they're small, and there's hundreds of them. Pokemon cards!

Wufei: * studies a card of Pikachu * They don't bother me.

Tsuki: * dumps all the cards at Wufei's feet *

Wufei: Point taken.

Bara: * notices pokemon cards * Ahhh! I hate POKEMON CARDS! * pulls out flamethrower again * Much better. * sits down and plays with Gopher again *

Trowa: I thought we were criticizing the toys, not destroying them.

Bara: * pulls out a bunch of Barbies that look like Relena and sets them on a fence * Heero . . . how about some target practice? * hands Heero a gun from hammerspace*

Heero: Hn. * shoots each Barbies head off *

Quatre: Barbies aren't annoying.

Wufei: You would know. You grew up with 29 sisters, I'm sure you played with Barbie at least once.

Quatre: . . .

Wufei: I was kidding.

Bara: Oh no! We ran out of toys!

Duo: Yeah, were free!

Tsuki: * innocent look on her face * Didn't we tell you? This is the first part of a series.

G-Boyz: Noooooooo!

Bara: Look for the next part, Worlds Most Annoying People.

Duo: I . . .

Bara: Don't say anything. * threatens with flamethrower *

Duo: Eep! OK.

Tsuki: Don't forget to review! If you have any ideas for Worlds Most Annoying, tell us!