Leiko followed me to my creative writing class the other day. I could
tell she was pretty drunk, so I decided that I really shouldn't annoy
her. We were supposed to write about the four seasons in class, so I
thought I'd see if she'd tell me about some of her experiences in and
thoughts about different seasons. We only had 10 minutes to write about
each season, so I had to stop her before she finished telling me some
of these stories. I suppose I'll get her to tell me the rest later,
assuming she remembers talking to me!
--LM
Leiko's Four Seasons
As Told to Laura McDaniel
Spring
I hate love. I hate it so much. I guess it's because I've always been alone, but I don't give a damn. It just really annoys me when Lord Aku sends me after somebody and all the birds are chirping and all the animals around me are getting all lovey-dovey and crap. I want to shoot every fucking happy bird I pass, even when I've got more important things to do. I'd also like to step on every flower I pass. Flowers are stupid. I really don't want to stop and smell them. Most of them probably smell like shit anyway. Damn it all. All this life starting anew annoys the hell out of me because I know everything around is gonna die some time. Death is the only thing in life that is certain, you know?
--LM
As Told to Laura McDaniel
Spring
I hate love. I hate it so much. I guess it's because I've always been alone, but I don't give a damn. It just really annoys me when Lord Aku sends me after somebody and all the birds are chirping and all the animals around me are getting all lovey-dovey and crap. I want to shoot every fucking happy bird I pass, even when I've got more important things to do. I'd also like to step on every flower I pass. Flowers are stupid. I really don't want to stop and smell them. Most of them probably smell like shit anyway. Damn it all. All this life starting anew annoys the hell out of me because I know everything around is gonna die some time. Death is the only thing in life that is certain, you know?
