Matthew S. Invader Mat

Disclaimer:I don't own Zim.

::Zims Base::
Zim:When I called for reinforcements I had no idea it would take this LONG!
Gir:I Like BEANS!
Zim:O.o
Computer:Irken vootrunner closing in,prepare for landing.
Zim:Finally!
::4.7 ft. male irken with purple eyes walks in::
Mat:Invader Mat reporting for duty!
Zim:Finally you're here.What took you so long?
Mat:Well....it's a long story that involves fish paste,toilet paper,and a racoon.
Zim:(O.o)Well....at least you're here and I didn't get some 3rd rate invader.Aren't you the one who blew up planet vort?
Mat:Actually...that was invader Matt.
Zim:HUH?
Gir:I Like BEANS!
Mat & Zim:O.o
Mat:Mines not too great either.Meet Z.I.R.
::Mat pulls Z.I.R. from apparently nowhere::
Z.I.R.:Who Likes BEANS????
Gir:I DOOOOOOOO!
::Zir And Gir run down the street doing who cares::
Audience:WE DO!
Me:SHUT UP!
Later in court....Judge:Talking to the audience 1 count and physical abuse to fish paste,toilet paper and a racoon 1 count.What do you have to say for yourself.
Me:How DARE you envoke my wrath,for I am the author.Judges head explodes and I walk home BECAUSE I'M THE AUTHOR!

Thats it for the introduction of invader Mat.EventuallyI will post stories with Invader Mat.(More coming soon)P.S.I fixed the mistakes!