Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or the characters.

Warnings; A happy, cheery, annoying Alice, in a good way. Stone-faced Jasper.

A/N ...Just please read and review, this is...astounding, I still can't believe my imagination thought this up. *crawls back under her rock*


Jasper sat like a statue on the couch in his and Alice's bedroom , stonily reading a book. It was a normal sunday morning and it wouldn't be a normal Sunday morning without Alice annoying somebody. Speaking of said vampire, she bounced into the room with her normal cheer. Unknown to him, everyone had left. Leaving him with his beloved.

" Jasper?"

"..."

"Jasper?"

"..."

" Jasper?"

... No response.

" Jazzy?"

"Jazzy?"

" Jazzy?

Alice waved her hand infront of his face and still didn't get any response, pouting she tried a different stratagy.

" Jazster? Jazster?"

"..."

" Jasper?"

Still no answer, not even a twitch. Alice sighed, she would have to pull out the big guns.

" Jazzykins? Jazzykins? Jazzykins?"

Jasper snapped, slamming his book closed.

" WHAT? Alice smiled sweetly and battered her lashes.

" Love you!" Jasper sweat dropped and he threw book after a squealing Alice.

===Fin===


A/N Like I said before. PLEASE REVIEW! I would love to know what you think at me attempt at humour.