I know that many KKM fans out there might not approve of having the 'beautiful' wolfram in distress (but I think some might want though…). Anyway, this ff is about how someone stole wolfie-chan's tarts and how everyone gets dragged into this crazy problem of his. Hope you guys enjoy. Please review.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kyo Kara Maoh.
Who took my tarts?!
"Curses!" screamed Wolfram von Bielefeld at the top of his lungs.
Of course, everyone was worried. In a flash, Yuri along with Günter and Conrad rushed to where the noise came from.
"Wolfram, what happened?!" asked the worried Maoh.
"Someone took my freaking tarts!" replied Wolfram.
"What?!" exclaimed Yuri.
"I said, someone took my----"
"Yes. We are fully aware of that." intervened Sir Conrad Weller. "But why did you have to worry all of us?"
"Yes, indeed!" cried Günter. "Your majesty was in a very important meeting and---"
"I don't give a damn about a freaking meeting!" said the fed up prince. "I want to know who the hell took my tarts!"
Yuri, being the pacifist that he was, decided to settle the problem in a more humane and civilized manner.
"Okay. Let's solve this problem without screaming, shall we?" said Yuri. "Let's just stay calm and think about the situation at hand…."
But Wolfram was incredibly enraged at the fact that his beloved and most awaited tarts were lost. He had waited for those delicious and scrumptious strawberry tarts that he ordered especially from Shou Shimaron and now they were gone. All that's left of it was a box that was littered with tart-crumbs.
In short, he was terribly pissed.
"How the hell am I suppose to stay calm if MY tarts suddenly vanished?!" screamed Wolfram.
"Wolfram, I thought I said that we'll solve this problem without screaming at each other?"
"But Yuri---"
"Please stop yelling." ordered the Maoh firmly. "Please?"
"Okay…" replied the blonde prince.
"Now let's solve the mystery of the missing tarts!" said Yuri.
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How was that for chapter 1? The next chapter's going to be funny. I promise. But if you don't think that it'll be funny, then I'm sorry but I've tried. Please review. Thanks!
