The Summary:

Candice, Mickie, Melina, Torrie, Kelly, Randy, John, John M, Jeff and Carlito are on a tour. With their so-called friends and enemies, of course. Includes Christy and AJ [from TNA]. Let's just say they signed a contract with WWE.

Main Pairings: [Candice Michelle & Randy Orton] [Melina Perez & John Morrison] [Mickie James & John Cena] [Torrie Wilson & Carlito] [Kelly Kelly & Jeff Hardy] [Christy Hemme & AJ Styles]


"It's getting better and better!"

Mickie James, the former Women's Champion, exclaimed happily as she was walking through the garden of The Paradise Hotel along with her best friends, Candice Michelle, Torrie Wilson, Melina Perez, Christy Hemme and Kelly Kelly, through the hall of their rooms.

"I know right? It's like a paradise!" Kelly exclaimed.

"Yup," Christy giggled. "I love it here."

"Who doesnt?" Torrie grinned.


The Superstars were far behind. John Cena, who was walking next to Randy Orton, sighed. He hated walking this far. He opened his mouth to protest. Jeff Hardy glared at him, causing him to shut up. John Morrison caught up with them quickly. AJ Styles was fixing his jacket as Carlito Colon carried his own suitcase.

"The good thing of this trip is we will get a chance to rest," Carlito complained.

"The only good thing?" AJ repeated his words in disbelief. "All you can think about this? Resting?"

Carlito nodded. "Yeah, I so wanted punch him to death," He added, looking directly at Edge who just got out of the the car and started to walk. "And that caused me some stress. I needed this rest."

"And you havent thought about being on a vacation with the Divas, have you?" AJ asked.

"Um, not at all."

AJ rolled his eyes at him. Jeff, again, glared at them. This time, he made John laugh.

"What is it? Get a glare from Hardy day?" He said, still laughing.

"No, keep walking or Hardy will kick your ass day," Jeff rolled his eyes.


"Candice!" Melina exclaimed, causing her friends to look at her with questioning eyes. "We both are sharing a room!" She said as she pointed out the paper on the wall.

"Awesome!" Candice grinned as she hugged one of her best friends to celebrate. "I thought, I was going to stay with Lita!" She shook her head in disgust.

Kelly smiled at her friends. "It's a great news!" She said. "At least, two of us know who they will be staying with."

"Duh," Melina rolled her eyes. "Your name is in it, too!"

"Oh? I'm staying with," Kelly mumbled as she looked at the paper. "Torrie!" She added happily.

Torrie smirked. "Which room and building are we staying in, girl?"

"Um, 301 and building is A. How many buildings does this Hotel have anyway?" She asked.

"Three, I think," Melina answered. "A, B and C."

"Cool, we're staying in 302 and the building A!" Candice smiled.

"Sorry for the interruption girls but," Mickie said. "I am staying with Lita in the room 300."

"What?" The Divas exclaimed. "How so?"

"I dont know!" Mickie pouted. "I dont want to..."

Christy gasped as she kept looking at the paper in front of her. "Oh, no."

"What's up, Chrissy?" Candice asked.

"Victoria. I'm staying with Victoria of all people!"

"Ouch..."


"Cool, man. We're sharing a room," John told Randy. "The room 402."

"Before you say anything, the bed next to window is mine."

"Why the hell is that?"

"Because I said it first," Randy smirked.

"Whatever," John rolled his eyes.

"Johnny," Jeff said. "Our room is the 401."

"Oh, Hardy, are we staying together?" John Morrison also known as Johnny Nitro asked with a smirk. "Fine as long as you dont try to rape me in the middle of the night."

Jeff laughed then he rolled his eyes. "Yeah, Morrison. I love you too damn much to rape you without your permission, though."

"Like you need a permission..."

"Man, get a room before you two start to make out in front of us," John chuckled.

"Funny, John," Jeff grinned. "I thought the same for you and Randy. You got to pick a bed by now, didnt you?"

Randy and John exchanged looks then shrugged. "At least we are keeping it between us," Randy winked playfully.

Jeff shook his head with a smile. Whenever they go on a holiday, since they couldnt stay with a Diva, they were up to play along this joke.

"AJ," Carlito asked him. "Who are you sharing a room with?" He was hoping he would get a room with AJ, than Edge, though.

"Dave," AJ said. "He's a nice guy, I guess."

"Except the fact that he has to be Heel now," Johnny said.

"I hate those storylines, though," Jeff complained.

"Who doesnt, man?" John sighed.

Carlito looked at the paper and searched for his name. He gasped when he found out he was staying with Edge.

"Oh, man," John gasped as well when he looked at the same direction.

"What the...?"

"This may cause a huge damage," Johnny gasped as well.

"Dont they know Edge and you keep arguing about everything?" Jeff complained.

"And you hate each other," Randy added. "They definitely should have known."

"But they havent," Carlito sighed. "Let's get this over with," He said and grabbed his suitcase. "I'm heading to the Building B, to find my room 404."

"Looks like all of us wanna go and get ready for the meeting," Randy told them.

"Yeah," John said. "See you all tonight?"

They all nodded as they separated in groups and left.


Torrie and Kelly walked into their room. Everything was perfect. The beds, curtains, table, chairs, everything.

"I might move in here," Kelly giggled.

"Me too, this place is amazing!" Torrie said.

"Can you believe this is the best vacation we've ever had in years?"

"I know right? But last year's Vegas was great, too."

"Oh, yeah. I totally forgot that," Kelly muttered in thoughts.

"Anyways, girlie, I'm gonna take a shower," Torrie got up and walked through the bathroom.

"Okay, I will put my clothes by the way."


"This room is awesome," John dropped his suitcase to see the view from the window.

"Mmm, beds are soft," Randy lay down and put his hands behind his head. "Life is good..."

"As long as you're famous," John finished his sentence.

Randy slowly nodded and closed his eyes to have a little nap.

"Do not even think about sleeping," John warned him. "It's like impossible to wake you up."

"Whatever," Randy answered with closed eyes.

"Randy."

"Fine," He opened his eyes and looked at him. "Happy now?"

"Yeah," John grinned.

Once John walked into the bathroom to put his toothbrush and toothpaste, Randy closed his eyes again, hoping John wouldnt mind when he comes back.

"Randy, open your damn eyes," John exclaimed as he came from the bathroom.

Randy cursed his luck and got up. "Fine, fine... I'm up."

"Good, now get your suitcase or do whatever you want but sleep."

Randy sighed and grabbed a pair of his clothes then put them into the wardrobe.

"Man, you're sleeping on your feet," John rolled his eyes. "Go and take a shower."

"Yeah, I will. It's extremely hot here if you have noticed."

John nodded. "What did you expect? People are swimming right now," He pointed out the window.

"We're here for having a good time, man. You will be in the sea, swimming, soon." Randy chuckled.

"Oh, yeah." John smirked and turned LCD TV on. "Hey, I am on the TV."

"Like this is news to me," Randy told him. "You're on the TV every week."

"And I can watch me everytime." John chuckled as he started to watch himself wrestling on the TV.

Randy shook his head and opened the curtains to look out from the window. There were four huge windows in each room. You could see the beach in two of them. People were still swimming or sunbathing. The other two's view was different. They were looking at the building which had a huge "A" on it. The two buildings, the one Randy was in and the other one that had A on it, were too close. Randy could see inside of the room clearly. They were in the same floor in different buildings. The room looked like empty so he didnt bother closing the curtains.

"I'm taking a shower," He told John who nodded in response.

Randy took his shirt off and looked at the beach, hoping he would swim soon.


Melina and Candice, both girls, walked into their room. They were a little late because of their room keys. A girl of the staff couldnt find the right key but this wasnt exactly her fault, though.

"These beds are comfy," Candice said as she threw herself to the bed.

"It so is!" Melina giggled. She opened the purple curtains then gasped. "God!"

"What?" Candice got up and walked to the huge windows. "Oh my..."

"I think we have the best view here," Melina told her.

"Mhm," Candice nodded. "Isnt it Randy?" She grinned.

"Randy?" Melina asked gropingly. She looked at the room they were watching carefully. "Yup, It's Randy. And John is watching TV!"

"Is he?" Candice looked at the direction again. "Oh, he is watching himself."

Melina and Candice exchanged looks with a giggle. John was always watching himself, though.

Girls' look went to Randy, again. It didnt look like he noticed they were here so they started to watch him once again.

"Earth to Candice," Melina giggled as she kept watching Randy.

"Candice is out of line. She has some more interesting works to do," Candice answered.

"Like watching a certain Legend Killer?"

Candice nodded with a smirk. "I need a shower now," She said.

Melina let out a laugh. "The weather was hot already. Now watching him... Ugh, finish your shower as soon as possible. I need one, too."

Girls looked at each other then started to laugh. This was the typical subject they were actually talking about whenever they go on a holiday.


Mickie James walked into her room. She was expecting a fight about beds or shower between her and Lita. And the fight happened.

"Well, well. My roomie is finally here. Couldnt you hurry up more?" Lita asked her as she was sitting on her bed that next to the wall.

"Uh huh," Mickie ignored her as she made her way towards her bed. Great! The bed next to the window is mine, she thought with a smile.

"Why the hell are you smiling?" Lita, again, asked. "Oh, are you happy that you're rooming with me? I thought so."

"Uh huh."

"Is this your typical answer for every question?"

"Uh huh."

"I like Edge."

"Uh huh," Mickie repeated herself with a smirk. "Everyone knows that so if you wanna surprise me, find something more interesting."

Lita narrowed her eyes at her as she let out in a low voice.

"Bitch."


Christy dropped her suitcase and greeted Victoria with a fake smile. "Hey."

Victoria glared at her, trying to get if she was really talking to her. "Hi."

"I am," Christy began. "Your new roommate as you know."

"So?" Victoria asked as if she was waiting for the real subject.

"So? Nothing, though. Just wanted to say hi."

"Hi to you too," Victoria rolled her eyes.

Christy cursed herself for being nice. She sat down on her bed and sighed.

It was going to be a long holiday.


Jeff put the last pair of his clothes to the wardrobe and sighed. "It's done."

"Good, good," Johnny muttered as he was watching a baseball match. "Throw it right! Ugh!"

"Huh?"

"Oh, not you, Hardy."

Jeff shook his head and went to the bathroom. "I'm taking a shower, Morrison."

"Fine, just be quiet. I'm watching this jerk throwing himself instead of the ball."

"Okay...?"

Once Jeff turned the button and let the water fall, he heard Morrison yell again.

"Yeah, man! That's it! Throw 'em all like this!"

He rolled his eyes. How could Johhny be this fanatic? Jeff looked at the shampoo and poured it on his hair.

"What! That's not a score! You missed all the good positions there!"

Jeff tried to ignore the comments. He didnt hate baseball, but he wasnt a fanatic either. He washed his shoulder-length hair.

"Yes, yes, yes! Send it to the left! Towel? No, no, no! Take it off!"

Finally, he finished his work in the shower and grabbed a towel. He was about to get out from the bathroom as he heard Morrison yell again.

"Yes, baby! That's how you play this game! Now, throw that fuckin' towel!"

Jeff listened to his friend's voice in horror. He was curious.

Was Morrison watching him showering? Or the baseball match?


AJ placed himself in front of the TV and put his feet on the table. "This is the best holiday so far..."

Dave grinned. "Hell yeah, it is."

"What time is it?"

"Six thirty. The meeting is at seven," Dave answered.

"We dont have any time then," AJ sighed. "Who takes the shower first?"

Both men looked at each other. They both wanted to take shower first.

"I have an idea," Dave said. "Turn towards the door."

Both men turned around. "Now, guess the curtain's color," Dave said. "The one who guesses right takes the shower first."

"3...2...1...Purple!" Both men exclaimed then looked at the curtain to see if they were right.

They were right, the curtain was purple.

"Yes! I said purple!" AJ grinned.

"So did I!" Dave protested.

"If we both won..." AJ coughed and pointed out the bathroom door.

Dave followed the direction AJ was looking at.

"Whoa! No way, dude!"


Finally, the first chapter is on!

I gotta say, I had so much fun while I was writing this. (:

Anyway, I hope you like it.

- Sahra (: