I like Kart
A's/N: I don't own any of the characters. I got inspired by the "I Like Brawl" comic on Destructoid. So, just enjoy it.
A Bunch of Mario Characters including Bowser's enemies are sitting in a large room when Mario comes up to the intercom.
"Attention. Attention!" Mario said.
The room was slient.
Mario smiled. He started to talk.
"My Friends and My Enemies. I've has been-a said and implied some many times that I Like Kart."
"Ladies and Gentlemen...I Like Kart."
"Ladies and Gentlemen I...like Kart."
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I LOVE KART!"
"I like Grand Prixs. I like Time Trails. I love Shine Battles. I love Vs. Battles."
"On Delfino Square, On Toad's Factory, On Mario Circuit, On Rainbow Road, On Peach Circuit, On Luigi Circuit, On Bowser's Castle, On Waluigi Stadium."
"I like the missions on DS. I like the two-tag system on Double Dash. I like WiFi Races. I like the Retro Grand Prix."
"I love every kind of Racing that takes-a place in this game series."
"I like seeing a person's kart get flipped over after getting hit by a red/green shell. When I see that person flipping in the air and struggling to get back in the race, my heart dances with joy."
"I like seeing the kart slipping out thanks to a banana peel. When I see someone slipping on it and falling off the course, my heart soars."
"I like seeing a person getting transformed into a raging bullet bill and ram everyone out of the way. I remember that happening to me and I scream like a madman."
"Using a golden mushroom of power to give my kart a boost is amazing! When an opponent was open for me, I send a good shell to his bumper and make him cry in terror!"
"When they try to stop me with their various shells, I counter attacked with my set of 3 shells. I was at my height when that happened."
"I like when me and my opponents get mashed by a Chain Chomp used by babies. It's depressing when you get blasted away from the dreaded Blue-Shell."
"I like losing my position when we're at the final stretch of the race. Getting 2nd place when you get hit by an item as soon as you're about the cross the finish line is the Ultimate Disgrace!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen. I desire a Kart that is like Hell."
"Ladies and Gentlemen. My follow lords and ladies in the battalion who follow me. What do you desire?"
"Do you desire Kart as Well? Do you also desire a Kart in which no quarter is given? Do you desire a Kart that stretches the limits of Iron, Wind, Lighting, Water and Fire to the limit, one that will kill all the pigeons on this planet?"
Mario finished his speech.
The Characters started to discuss and they came to one conclusion:
KART!
"Very Well Then. Ladies and Gentlemen, We shall have Kart." Mario concluded.
