AZUMANGA STAR WARS DAIOH II

THE TERROR OF DARTH MALACARD

well here it is AT LONG LAST folks the sequel to my first story, enjoy


CHAPTER 1

An unknown amount of time has passed since Tomo, left the Sith, not that Malacard cared he was too busy preparing for the next phase but for that to work he needed somenew allies... from behind the Sith lord a trio of men appeared each one wearing heavy black robes and wearing a plain simple albeit differently colored mask. "Uh lord Malacard who are this men?" asked grand moff Kamineko sounding quite puzzled they looked like Sith but none he had ever seen before "good question, even I am confused "CV-RN said observing the three men "with the betrayal of Shadius, and the disappearance of Kaizer and Tyrannous, new…. "allies" were needed these men are fellow Sith however not many know of their existence not even the dark council" Malacard answered sounding quite confident and that was never a good sign….

On planet Tython, Tomo was already making Yomi pull her own hair out "I can't believe I missed this" Yomi thought to her-self after Tomo made a comment on her weight, though she was glad to have her old friend by her side again. "Hey Tomo, time for some training!" Blasilver called out to the new young Jedi "ok!" Tomo called back she ran over to the Jedi master, her training in the Jedi ways have been going by quite smoothly there were a few rough patches here and there, but for the most part it's been going quite it helps that she wasn't being torture constantly by some psychopath "All right Tomo, I want you to start practicing on these remotes" Blasilzer said as he pushed a button a group of remotes came out including one that was very familiar to him and as well as obnoxious "AH-HAH! So this is my new victim?! Time to kick some*ss!" The remote said in a very hammy fashion. As Tomo got into position the remotes attack pelting her with a few hundred laser bolts "HEY! What gives I wasn't ready?!" Tomo snapped at the remote "well is it my fault you suck?" the remote asked, Blasilver just face palmed himself and sighed "sorry that one doesn't shut up, I thought they fixed it" the Jedi master said shaking his head. Tomo got up and just laughed it off amazing the Jedi master "master, compared to the training I received from that dirt-bag Darth Malacard, this is nothing" Tomo said with a big smile, Blasilver couldn't but smile in return he then said to himself in his head "got to give that girl credit after all the horror she had been through she still has much spirit…a little cocky and hard headed though however" "ALL RIGHT YOU HUNK OF JUNK, PREPARE FOR ROUND 2!" Tomo said in a voice full of ham "hunk of junk?! OH you're going to get it now b*tch!" the lead remote said with an angry, yet surprisingly hammy tone. The remote then started rapid firing a few thousand laser bolts right at Tomo with its comrade following shortly after, this time however Tomo was…semi-ready she dodged first couple hundred with ease but then got a little too over confident in her abilities, the result was her getting shot in the leg followed by a few hundred-thousand more bolts that knocked her down to the ground, Blasilver raised a hand and the remotes stopped "no fun…" the lead remote said in a depressed tone, Blasilver then walked over to Tomo who jumped right back up got into a baseball batting position and said "COME ON IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!" with a look of confidence on her face. Blasilver just gave her a goofy smirk and said "ok knock yourself out", Tomo just put on a confident smirk and charged at the remotes, after a couple more tries she finally tired out, that's when Yomi walked and put her hand on her shoulder and said "cheer up loser" that caused Tomo to jump up and say in an annoyed tone "I DIDN'T I'M NUMBER TWO!" Blasilver just watched her and chuckled asked quietly "how can you be number two if there is no opponent of similar level?"

Anyway after some time, Tomo took a walk throughout the temple's training ground she was looking for Sakaki as she wanted to test her skills against her, on her way to find Sakaki she came across a large rock….or so she initially thought a closer look revealed to her that it was a memorial, as she looked at it a Jedi with long purple hair that she wore in ponytails came up to her and looked at the memorial with her "hi, so what's your name?" the Jedi asked, Tomo looked at her and answered "Tomo. By the way what is with this memoria…." But before she could finished she saw a name on it that she hadn't seen in about two years, give or take, and that name was Konata Izumi "…..I know this Jedi" Tomo said pointing at Konata's name as a tear fell down her cheek, back when they met for the first and only time Konata tried to save her from Malacard and failed dying in the process "what did I do to repay you I turned to the dark side and became Darth Shadius, you tried to save me and I did nothing to honor your good deed" Tomo said in her head as she stared blank eyed and faced at her name. "Yeah so did I, my name is Kagami, by the way." The Jedi said introducing her-self "nice to meet you….so how did you know her?" asked Tomo her eyes never leaving the memorial "we were friends, we trained together, man it took me a while to heal from the pain of her dying…especially since at the time it seemed like everyone I knew was dying around me…." Kagami said with somber eyes but she quickly shook her head and snapped out of it "….I see so what is this memorial for?" asked Tomo as her eyes began to water from the guilt of turning to the dark side, she may have returned to the light but the pain remained she still had some healing left to do. Kagami just stared at her with a pained look on her face she opened her mouth to answer but was cut off by Yomi who had followed Tomo trying to figure out what she was doing "I really hate to say this but that memorial is for the countless victims of Darth Malacard, he has pretty much become a one man disaster fest" Yomi said answering her old friend's question, "Dang I knew a lot of people died because of him, but I wasn't expecting this" Tomo said a look of disgust and horror in her eyes "made worse when you realize this is only a fraction of his victims" Kagami said with a sigh and a mild look of depression, for although she hadn't encountered him that many times she did however had to help Republic officials find the bodies of his many, many victims. Tomo quickly shook her head rapidly, perked up, and said in a determined voice "NOW WHERE IS SAKAKI?!", this caught Kagami off guard but not Yomi, who had a look on her face that screamed dull surprise.

Meanwhile on Nar Shadaa, Todd was wandering the streets of the smuggler moon, pondering what he should do now with his life, one thing was certain he wished to atone for his deeds when he was Darth Kaizer "deep down you are just as much of a monster as I" the voice of Malacard said in his head "that piece of Bantha sh*t!" Todd said in a low growl, he had lost count on how many times the voice of Darth Malacard had bugged him in his head by now and it wasn't letting up. "Hey can you spare a credit?" A man with an afro and an oversized head asked in a wrestler sounding voice "oh no it's again…." Todd said with an exasperated sigh as he saw the man who was Hercule the same idiot who keeps bugging everyone off screen, usually for petty reasons, "ugh here just stop…." But before Todd could finished his sentence Hercule swiped the credits he had in his hand and took off running "THANKS FOR THE MONEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!" Hercule yelled as he fell off the edge of the sidewalk they were walking on luckily for me him it was only a twelve foot drop though he landed on his face and broke his nose "worth it….." Hercule said albeit in pain. Todd just walked off trying his best not to start cracking up with laughter "funny ain't it, but do you know what would've been funnier IF YOU TORE OUT HIS INTESTINES THEN FORCE FED THEM TO HIM!" the Voice of Malacard said in Todd's head but Todd just repressed it, or rather tried to repress it….he succeeded…..just barely. Meanwhile in the shadows three cloaked figures watched "so that's one of the traitor's?" one of them asked while looking at Todd "it would appear so" another one said "matters not, he is of no threat to us, besides Malacard said not to deal with them traitors…yet" the third one said they then vanished into the shadows.

Meanwhile on jungle moon Dxun, of all places, the Sith formerly known as Darth Tyrannous was hiding out in the rain helping some travels he came across purely by chance get back to their ship, easier said than done when you are being stalked by a surprisingly large group of Boma beast "oh joy this brings back memories" Satoshi said to himself back when he was a young Sith apprentice he and his late rival Shigeru they would purposely go to dangerous places and challenge the various monsters and animals, not to mention the occasional criminal who was dumb enough to try and take on a Sith or two. "Uh hey mister I think we passed our ship" one of the travelers said as he pointed at a nearby clearing "…and you couldn't have said something sooner because?" Satoshi asked "well I kind of got carried away by this planet's breath taking beauty" the traveler said "I take it you don't get out much?" Satoshi asked with a heavy sigh "pretty much we come from Coruscant" another one of the travelers said "figures" Satoshi said while shaking his head, he then lead the travelers back to their ship…..but not before one of them almost got eaten by A Boma beast…..which went down real easy after one shot in the head by Satoshi's blaster, which chose to use since he didn't feel like using his lightsaber on it and besides he hadn't changed its color yet and didn't want to attract too much attention to himself. "Thank you mister" one of the travelers said as they got back in their ship "hey do you need a ride?" asked another traveler "no I have my own ship" Satoshi said as he walked off "well ok, see you around maybe" a traveler said, Satoshi just flashed his hand really quick and kept walking as the travelers left Dxun. He headed back to his ship slowly and quietly pondering what to do now with his life, he also had his daughter on his mind "I wonder how she is doing?" Satoshi asked himself in his head with a depressed look.

Back over on Tython, Tomo was having a duel with Sakaki…and losing rather badly at that "dang it, I'm not going to lose!" Tomo said with a determined look and gritting her teeth, she tried for a side swipe with her blade but Sakaki just blocked it, though it was a simple block Sakaki gave off a feeling of amazing grace as she did so all the while having a calm, stoic appearance on her face "come on Sakaki, do your best!" cheered Kaorin from the crowd, she had ditched her own lightsaber training just to watch this match…..much to her master's annoyance who had wanted to teach her a new technique, fortunately for her master had a high level of patience, which was impressive since he was a rare Wookiee Jedi, heck Kaorin wasn't even close to being his most frustrating student. After trading a few more blows Tomo went down defeated gasping for breath "it's over Ms. Sakaki wins!" Chiyo said with a little, subtle, cheer in her voice astonishing after all she had seen and been through she was still very much a child, Chiyo and Yomi then walked over to Tomo who was on her knee gasping for air "are you all right Tomo?" asked Chiyo in a sweet voice "how's our loser?" asked Yomi in a mocking voice "THAT'S RUNNER UP TO YOU I DIDN'T LOSE!" Tomo shouted in a very annoyed tone "yeah, yeah let's get back to training" Yomi said just brushing her off "RUNNER UP!" Tomo blurted out "oh for pete's sake shut up" Yomi said with a calm but annoyed tone "I'M NUMBER TWO!" Tomo continued "…moron…" Yomi sighed in an exasperated tone. It was hard to believe that not that long ago Tomo was a Sith lord, Blasilver just watched from the sidelines with a silly smirk on his face "that's what you said during the training with the remotes earlier in this chapter" Blasilver thought to himself "uh hey Blasilver can I get you to refrain from breaking the 4th wall I want to go with something a bit more serious if you please?" the writer/narrator asked politely "oh sure no problem, but at the same time I can't make any promises with me or anyone else in this story" Blasilver replied to the writer/narrator "good enough" the writer/narrator said before disappearing and letting the plot continue. Tomo and Yomi took a walk throw the training grounds occasionally switching back and forth between arguing and civilized talk and somewhere along the line came across an alien who just looked weird he looked like he was walking on his hands and using his feet to grab onto things in fact his arms were longer than his legs he also had a somewhat long neck and elongated face, "huh I wonder he is?" Tomo quietly asked Yomi, she quickly answered politely and quietly "oh he's a dug" Tomo just gave her a puzzled look and asked "ok I do not know how you know his name but what is the name of his species?" Yomi just sighed and as calmly as she could and said "no, genius his species name is Dug, I have no clue what his name is….." she gritted her teeth a little bit there then Tomo asked "really, I wonder what their reaction is to people named Doug?" Yomi just gave her a Judo chop on the head for making such a lame joke "totally worth it" Tomo said with a sneer and a chuckle. The Dug, who was a Jedi apprentice, actually heard all of this but wasn't offended in the slightest and even got a good laugh in at Tomo's joke, if not her reaction to his species name entirely. In the shadows an Imperial agent Chiss was watching the Jedi training ground trying to see if he couldn't trick some of the students into giving some information his red efficiency scanner was on full alert "I see nothing so far" the agent said into his comlink that he kept hidden "well what does your scanner say about their…" but before the person communicating to him could finished the agent snapped "NO WE ARE NOT DOING THAT JOKE!" it was a miracle no Jedi heard him since was practically yelling wen he said that…however none the less he didn't last long out there before Nyamo caught him "and just what do you think you are doing?" she asked the agent with a stern voice, the agent quickly turned, became ghostly pale, then very quickly tried to answer "uh-nothing, NOTHING AT ALL, just spy…err I mean just…just…." On the inside he was growling at his scanner "stupid scanner didn't do jack squat" he continued to stutter at Nyamo for a little while longer before taking a deep breath and asking a rhetorical "I am in trouble aren't I?", Nyamo answered anyway even though she knew it was a rhetorical "yep" and she answered it with a confident smile "oh well….." the agent said he then whipped out his blaster to try and defend himself but Nyamo just cut off his arm with her lightsaber "wanna try anything else?" she asked "no, I will do whatever you want…..oh the pain" the agent said wincing in pain, which was only the 2nd worst pain he had felt, the worst was when a Sith lord named Darth Jadus had him castrated….while still conscious and with zero pain killers, it was a miracle that the other agents who had met him hadn't the same fate as him or worse. Nyamo brought him to the Jedi council for questioning…..which took about ten seconds before he spilled the beans, "I see so you work for Darth Bisonen?" Satele asked her voice sounding bored and unimpressed, this agent wasn't the first he sent….but sadly he was the one who lasted the longest, Darth Bisonen wasn't considered a major threat to the Republic or the Jedi not even remotely close. Heck the Empire and the Sith found him rather laughable, it makes you wonder how in space he became a Darth.

Meanwhile on Coruscant, Yukari was at a cantina and lying unconscious on the floor after drinking too much, a few people walked by her including a thug who thought of stealing her lightsaber before quickly deciding that it would be too easy and leaving, a few other men walked by and saw her thought she was good looking but did nothing feeling it would be too easy to do anything to her while she was out cold, she woke up a half an hour later with a hangover "ugh, did anything happen to me, while I was out?" asked Yukari her tone wasn't annoyed or angry but it did sound like she was dazed and looked unhealthy, "no" the bar tender answered then said under his voice "it would've been way too easy" Yukari just stumbled out of the cantina and said "oh good" in a sickly tone "I really need to cut down on the drinking" she said to herself before stumbling along "how did she become a Jedi master?" asked a cloaked Sith lord with a green mask who was joined by two other Sith both cloaked and wearing different colored masks one blue and one red. "Darth Rosso shall we follow her?" the Sith wearing a blue mask asked "no, Darth Blunno, she is of no use to us" the Sith in the red mask, who was the leader, answered "what shall we do then?" asked the Sith in the green mask "nothing yet Darth Verde, we merely need to keep an out, and wait" Rosso answered, the trio then disappeared into the shadows practically teleporting out of there.

Back on Tython, "hey Nyamo can you go check on Yukari? I think she may be at that cantina on Coruscant….again" Satele asked Nyamo, who just took a deep breath and sighed "sure no problem" she then quickly departed for Coruscant…once she landed it only took minutes to find Yukari was sleeping in her ship….which was all banged up "Yukari, wake up" Nyamo said to her old friend "not now mommy just 5 more minutes" Yukari said completely out cold, luckily Nyamo had planned for this and brought out a thermos full of ice cold water and dumped it on her "OH HEY, what gives?!" Yukari snarled as she jumped back up out of bed "wake up we need you on Typhon, now!" Nyamo told her sternly "oh fine, I'm going" Yukari grumbled. Nyamo was quick to get of her ship before she took off, because she was a nightmare at the wheel of just about every ship and vehicle out there, Nyamo went back to her ship about a half an hour after Yukari left, then proceeded to Typhon. "Let us see what they have planned" Rosso said as he watched Nyamo's ship leave with his and compatriot's ship following hers in stealth.


yeah I am taking things slow right now, but I hope you enjoyed this anyway