~!?WainGuy?!~ here! And here is the collection of oneshots - short and sweet ( I hope) - and there are all the stories related to Forest Children, you can go check it out and if you do please leave a review (It'll make me so very happy!) Sorry but these oneshots are short and are for fun. On to the first adventure! Warning: Messes Disclaimer: FMA, dont own it but the plot. Be sure to be in a well lit room and be comfortable when you read this. On with the show!
X marks the Spot!
Chapter 1: Eddie Spaghetti!
On top of Spaghetti, all covered in cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor and then my poor meatball rolled out the door.
It rolled into the garden and under a bush and then my meatball became nothing but mush!
Early next Summer it grew into a tree, It grew lovely meatballs with spaghetti sauce.
Next time when you have Spaghetti, all covered in cheese, beware of your meatballs when somebody sneeze! Achoo!
Sunday, 1:13pm,
13th March 1935,
With Edward Auric Mustang,
behind Mustang Manor (the garden).
The parents were all inside and so they wouldn't be around to watch the three children and puppy in the spacious, safe and beautiful garden make it a splattering mess of spaghetti sauce and flying meatballs of doom.
It had all started when Jean, his best friend and 'cousin' (Uncle Hughes had told him that and what was a 'cousin' in the first place?), had started calling him 'Eddie' and he (the ever stubborn and proud Edward) took a spoonful of thick, red spaghetti sauce and hurled it straight at the older boy's face.
And in response, Jean flung a big, chunky meaty meatball at his shirt (and it was his favorite froggy shirt too) leaving one big splat of a mark against the green.
Then it was war and Elysia decided to get down and out of range of flying meatballs and sauce with stringy noodles attached.
They continued this mini-war for three whole minutes when the parents (who finally decide to check on them at every two minute interval) came out of the house and immediately broke the mini-war. Ending it in a stalemate and Ed was so close to winning.
"Look at you two," Roy muttered, "both covered head to toe in spaghetti sauce (that's going to take a long time to wash off) with fragments of meat in your hair. What are we going to do with you boys?"
While Uncle Hughes was fawning over his little bun-bun. "Are you alright Elysia darling?! You didn't get any sauce on you did you?! Darling!" And then he proceeded to hug her.
"Eddie's covered in spaghetti!" Jean chided happily.
"Noff Eddie! Ish Ed!"
Alright, he still had the pronouncing problem to deal with but he'll improve!
"Eddie's covered head to toe in Spaghetti!!"
"Ish Ed!! Noff Eddie, Jean!"
"Eddie Spaghetti!" Jean blinked before a mischievous grin cracked its way onto his face. "Eddie Spaghetti! That'll be your nickname! Eddie Spaghetti!"
He then proceeded to twirled around, spaghetti sauce falling off of him in sprinkles, as he yelled to whatever was up there – heaven? – at the top of his lungs.
And hence the nickname from a Spaghetti fiasco that happened with a name. It started with 'Eddie and it ended with 'Eddie Spaghetti'.
The End.
~!?WainGuy?!~ asks how was that? I hope you liked it and I randomly came up with this story so please excuse the bad way it was written. See ya next time on Forest Children and X marks the Spot!
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