I decided to do a more serious humor story, boy is that an oxy moron. Anyway, just a few things I want to get out of the way. I've never actually read the comics so some of the material and stuff about powers may be a little off so please feel free to correct me. And please review! It helps me know how to improve the story!

"It's been happening all across the country, natural disasters occur in just about every state following a similar pattern within five days of each other. Each of these accidents leaves some kind of distinguishing mark on the landscape" Green Lantern, Hal Jordan sighed throwing down a file onto the Justice League's meeting table inside the watchtower. Superman sighed as he flipped through it.

"What do you make of it Bruce?" Superman asked tossing the over to the file dark knight detective.

"These aren't the works of any man or extra terrestrial" Batman mumbled.

"Then…what are they?" The Flash asked with a raised eyebrow.

"These are supernatural, I'll have to work a few leads but at least I know where to start" Batman said quickly picking up the file and heading for the exit.


"Raven!" Robin yelled "Why is there no milk in this carton?" waving the empty bottle in the air for her to see.

"Why are you yelling at me?" Raven said in her usual monotone.

"Because it was your job to pick up milk!" Robin shot back. "And you were the last one to use it"

"I keep the carton empty to remind me buy milk" Raven sighed.

"Yeah Robin, lighten up" Beast Boy grinned trying to calm him down.

"Yes, please do not fight friends. And friend Raven, perhaps you could be a little more considerate about the milk that my Robin takes so seriously" Starfire smiled at Raven. Cyborg just rolled his eyes. He was happy that Robin had hooked up with Starfire and that Beast Boy had sort of an unofficial relationship with Raven but that had left him the only single guy in the tower. Jinx was off with Kid Flash in Central City and Bumble Bee was still out in Steel City. Not to mention that the relationship between Raven and Robin as of late had been well...he didn't want to say that they hated each other. But if looks could kill everyone in the room would have either passed out from heat stroke or have been mortally wounded by the metaphorical daggers that the two would stare at each other for hours on end. He shuddered at the horrible and cliched joke he'd just made.

"Hn" Raven and Robin growled, staring daggers at each other before returning to there previous activities. Beast Boy and Starfire sighed, there boyfriend/girlfriend could be pretty hard to handle sometimes. Glad that everything was resolved Beast Boy took his tofu waffles from the kitchen counter and started to carry them towards couch. Unfortunately he didn't see Silkie, and ended up stepping on the poor mutated larva causing Silkie to scream, or what could be considered screaming for that creature and jump about ten feet in the air which caused Beast Boy to stumble forward and fall against the table which launched his waffles, Cyborg's pancakes and juice through the air and into the currently revolving ceiling fan which threw the remains of there breakfast around the room. Starfire who had not moved out of the way fast enough got plenty of the gunk in her eyes which made her spill her giant carton of… well it was some kind of thick Tamaranian juice she was holding her hand, and of course she had to slip on the mess and knocked over the giant screen TV which fell on top of her with a giant crash.

Just then a dark cloaked figure also known as Batman, dropped into the room to see pancakes and tofu and Silkie flying through the air and the remains of the giant TV on the floor sizzling and popping in the remains of the apple and Tamaranian juice. "Batman?" Robin asked in surprise.

"So" a dark and deep voice said from the darkness "That is the portal?" the voice continued. The silhouette of Batman nodded and from the shadows emerged the Caped Crusader and hovering figure dressed in a dark green cloak with what appeared to be a chalk white skull for a face.

"Mommy" Beast Boy whispered.

"We need to talk" Batman said turning to Robin "You to Rachel" he said casting a glance over at Raven. The two nodded and the cloaked figure waved a gloved hand as the entire area surrounding the four went black.

"Richard, Rachel, this is the Specter" Batman said motioning towards the ghost like man beside him.

"Who?" Raven asked with a raised eyebrow.

"A nearly omnipotent entity and the spirit of vengeance" Robin matter a fact-ly.

"Pff, sounds like your opinion of yourself" Raven muttered.

"Oh yeah, big talk from the girl whose father was a inter dimensional demonic tyrant" Robin scoffed.

"At my adopted father isn't a borderline psychopath who dresses like a bat" she said back defiantly "No offense sir" she said turning to Batman.

"At least I'm not a gothic jerk!"

"At least I'm not a self obsessed snob!"

"Demon!"

"Psycho!"

"Cry Baby!"

"Brat!"

"ENOUGH!" The Specter shouted waving a hand in the air. Immediately Raven and Robin felt there mouths snap shut and try as they might, they couldn't get them to open back up. The Specter chuckled "Oh this is going to be fun" he muttered. Batman raised an eye brow.

"So he's?" Batman questioned and the Specter nodded. Then Robin knew he was in trouble when Batman broke out into a genuine grin.

"Can you two promise not to argue if I unclasp your mouths?" the Specter asked. The two glared at each other but nodded. "Good" the Specter smiled. "Now let me explain the reason for brining you two to this temporal plain. Trigon is threatening to rise again; already his seal is straining to hold him"

"Trigon?!" Robin asked.

"But we destroyed him!" Raven said quickly.

"Not destroyed" The Specter said grimly "Merely trapped back where he belonged, awaiting the day he would be released on Armageddon" The Specter said calmly. "Unfortunately, someone tampered with the lock and now Trigon again intends to rise again and try to conquer the world by coming through the portal" he said pointing at Raven.

"Can't you do anything about it?" Robin asked.

"My nature as the Spirit of Vengeance forbids me from taking the soul of a being who will someday help end the world, but to protect the innocent I've have decided to provide you mortals with a solution"

"And what would that be?" Raven asked suspiciously. The Specter and Batman's grin's just got wider.

Well, there is the first chapter. I think you can guess where the story is going to go from here. :) As always suggestions, comments and constructive criticism are all welcome.