A/N: This isn't actually by me; It was written by my mother. We own nothing!!!!
Sung to the tune of "Man in Black" By Johnny Cash
Well, you wonder why I wear these robes so dark
And why my appearance always seems so stark
It's because of Harry Potter and the memory of his dad
Who bullied me at Hogwarts as a lad
I wear it for the Basilisk who died
While thinkin' he'd be gettin' a free ride
At killin' Harry Potter, never dreamin' he would fail
And that the stupid Potter kid would prevail
Oh, that idiot Harry Potter chaps my hide
And I wouldn't mind if he just up and died
I wish that I could slip him a poisoned potion here and there
And that my hate for him I could openly declare
I wear the black for young Harry's Uncle Vern
Who tried to thwart him at each and every turn
And I wear it for Dolly Umbridge, who was a hag down to her toes
But who never stood a chance with those centaurs
Oh, I'd love to wear a rainbow on my back
But they'd think I'm gay so I'll have none of that
Yes, it's easy to see I'm just too damned sexy
So I'll have to keep on wearin' all his black
Well, I guess I'll have to kill old Dumbledore
Who's dashed all of my hopes and dreams before
It'll be just me and Draco – we'll make a wicked team
And together, we'll make Harry Potter scream
Well, Harry's been doin' just fine, I do suppose
But I'll dog his heels no matter where he goes
Until he just drops dead, I'll be there on his back
Until that moment – I'm the Wiz in Black
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