Here are some random "songs/poems" that my sis and I came up with (I am claiming most of the credit). If you like, you can sing them out loud, but I guarantee that everybody around you will stare. Not that your voice is terrible (it might be), but because it's just weird, lame and stupid, and they probably won't know what you're going on about. Now, these "songs" here don't really rhyme, nor do they make sense, and somehow when I read through them I feel embarrassed. There's only one word for this: LAME.

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or anything of the sort, not even the books. I only have a movie ad that's worth just about nothing. So if you're feeling very very generous, could you mail me your books? :D


(Sing all to the tune of Kookaburra)

Percy Jackson fights his grandfather

Grandfather wants to kill him too

Die, Percy Jackson die, Percy Jackson

Oh, I pity you.


Polyphemus sits on his island

Eating all the satyrs that come by

Eat, Polyphemus eat, Polyphemus

You have all your sheep.


Blackjack flies up to Olympus

On his back, Percy Jackson sits

Fly, Percy Jackson fly, Percy Jackson

Zeus will blast you to bits.


Clarisse finds Percy the new guy

Drags him off to the toilets

Splash, Percy Jackson splash, Percy Jackson

Give Clarisse a bath.


Percy Jackson uses his powers

Breaks Clarisse's electric spear

Whoosh, Percy Jackson whoosh, Percy Jackson

Go capture a flag.


Thalia fights with Percy Jackson

Push him into the water

Zap, Thalia zap, Thalia

Go fry Percy's butt.


Percy's in love with Annabeth

Clarisse caught them while kissing

Dump Percy Jackson, dump Percy Jackson

Kiss under the lake.


Percy Jackson jumps in the River Styx

Now he becomes invincible

Fight, Percy Jackson fight, Percy Jackson

Don't let Kronos win.


Luke is invincible too

Save for that spot under his arm

Stab, Luke Castellan stab, Luke Castellan

Save your Camp Half-Blood.


Zeus lets Percy become a god

But Percy has other wishes

Speak, Percy Jackson speak, Percy Jackson

Show your selflessness.


Poseidon visits Percy's house

Gives Sally a big big shock

Scream, Sally Jackson scream, Sally Jackson

He thinks you're still a queen.


Percy thinks he's such a big shot

Tries to sit on Poseidon's throne

Blast, Poseidon blast, Poseidon

Curse that young upstart.


Poseidon trusts Percy very much

Leaves his palace to help the gods

Cheers, Percy Jackson cheers, Percy Jackson

Bonding with your dad.


Percy bears the curse of Ares

Now he cannot fight Atlas

Hide, Percy Jackson hide, find another

Way to beat that guy.


Percy switches places with Artemis

Now he holds up the heavy sky

Stand, Percy Jackson stand, Percy Jackson

The world depends on you.


Annabeth kisses Percy Jackson

And he feels his cheeks go red

Breathe, Percy Jackson breathe, Percy Jackson

Can't kiss if you die.


Percy Jackson sees three old ladies

Knitting the socks of eternal death

Gasp, Percy Jackson, gasp, Percy Jackson

Who is gonna die?


Poseidon sits in his leather chair

Moody moody king of the seas is he

Laugh, Poseidon laugh, Poseidon

Suddenly angry.


The English grammar seems wrong in some places. Sigh. Review, please. Somehow I feel like deleting this story. It's so lousy.

Please review! Criticize me. Criticize a lot.