Here are some random "songs/poems" that my sis and I came up with (I am claiming most of the credit). If you like, you can sing them out loud, but I guarantee that everybody around you will stare. Not that your voice is terrible (it might be), but because it's just weird, lame and stupid, and they probably won't know what you're going on about. Now, these "songs" here don't really rhyme, nor do they make sense, and somehow when I read through them I feel embarrassed. There's only one word for this: LAME.
Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or anything of the sort, not even the books. I only have a movie ad that's worth just about nothing. So if you're feeling very very generous, could you mail me your books? :D
(Sing all to the tune of Kookaburra)
Percy Jackson fights his grandfather
Grandfather wants to kill him too
Die, Percy Jackson die, Percy Jackson
Oh, I pity you.
Polyphemus sits on his island
Eating all the satyrs that come by
Eat, Polyphemus eat, Polyphemus
You have all your sheep.
Blackjack flies up to Olympus
On his back, Percy Jackson sits
Fly, Percy Jackson fly, Percy Jackson
Zeus will blast you to bits.
Clarisse finds Percy the new guy
Drags him off to the toilets
Splash, Percy Jackson splash, Percy Jackson
Give Clarisse a bath.
Percy Jackson uses his powers
Breaks Clarisse's electric spear
Whoosh, Percy Jackson whoosh, Percy Jackson
Go capture a flag.
Thalia fights with Percy Jackson
Push him into the water
Zap, Thalia zap, Thalia
Go fry Percy's butt.
Percy's in love with Annabeth
Clarisse caught them while kissing
Dump Percy Jackson, dump Percy Jackson
Kiss under the lake.
Percy Jackson jumps in the River Styx
Now he becomes invincible
Fight, Percy Jackson fight, Percy Jackson
Don't let Kronos win.
Luke is invincible too
Save for that spot under his arm
Stab, Luke Castellan stab, Luke Castellan
Save your Camp Half-Blood.
Zeus lets Percy become a god
But Percy has other wishes
Speak, Percy Jackson speak, Percy Jackson
Show your selflessness.
Poseidon visits Percy's house
Gives Sally a big big shock
Scream, Sally Jackson scream, Sally Jackson
He thinks you're still a queen.
Percy thinks he's such a big shot
Tries to sit on Poseidon's throne
Blast, Poseidon blast, Poseidon
Curse that young upstart.
Poseidon trusts Percy very much
Leaves his palace to help the gods
Cheers, Percy Jackson cheers, Percy Jackson
Bonding with your dad.
Percy bears the curse of Ares
Now he cannot fight Atlas
Hide, Percy Jackson hide, find another
Way to beat that guy.
Percy switches places with Artemis
Now he holds up the heavy sky
Stand, Percy Jackson stand, Percy Jackson
The world depends on you.
Annabeth kisses Percy Jackson
And he feels his cheeks go red
Breathe, Percy Jackson breathe, Percy Jackson
Can't kiss if you die.
Percy Jackson sees three old ladies
Knitting the socks of eternal death
Gasp, Percy Jackson, gasp, Percy Jackson
Who is gonna die?
Poseidon sits in his leather chair
Moody moody king of the seas is he
Laugh, Poseidon laugh, Poseidon
Suddenly angry.
The English grammar seems wrong in some places. Sigh. Review, please. Somehow I feel like deleting this story. It's so lousy.
Please review! Criticize me. Criticize a lot.
