Shinigami Kitsune

Prologue: In the beginning…

"I just want him… To be treated… As a hero… At the very least, like a human being… Not as the fox…But I'm not that naïve…" Namikaze Minato sealed the Kyubi no Kitsune, the Nine Tailed Fox, into his son. "His name is Naruto… Goodbye, Kushina my darling… Goodbye, son… I hope that the Shinigami anal rapes you all, council… ACK!" The man, the force of nature called the Yondaime Hokage, fell over dead on the ground; his wife came to him two hours later. And as the Sandaime locked himself into his room to grieve for his fallen predecessor, the man he would have gladly called his son if it could've been, and for his flame-haired temptress of a woman, what with her near overly large assets…

The council was locked in a heated argument on what to do with the boy… Until Danzo spoke. "He is the son of Namikaze Minato… Would you really execute the baby child of our village's greatest hero? If this council allows it, I will take him in and train him to be the spitting image of his father… What say you?" The council readily agreed after the shock of hearing that the demon brat was the offspring of the Yondaime… No longer would they even begin to think of attacking him… Indeed, they were prepared to kiss the ground where he walked. Danzo was slightly worried; this could get out of hand faster than a katana without a handle or guard… But they agreed, much to his relief. And so, the council wanted a weapon… Which Danzo was excellent at creating from scratch.

Fast Forward 3 Years

The toddler and his thousand Kage Bunshin looked up to see One-Eye-Bandage-Man smiling at him. "Namikaze Naruto, I'm going to teach you new ninja skills, okay?"

"Okay Danzo-sensei!" Despite the boy's age, he was able to string together coherent sentences and stood at 3'4". Not to mention his photographic memory,his godlike chakra level that REGENERATED, physical regeneration, or the massive array of jutsu he could use. He naturally had Wind chakra nature, with Ice, Psychic, and Incorporeal natures, which was nearing mythic proportions, while the evil side of the Kyubi no Kitsune had Fire, Lightning, Lava, Steel, Shadow, and Explosive natures. The good side held Water, Earth, Mud, Mist, Wood, and Light natures… In short, the boy had control over all sixteen elemental natures, both major and minor. He conversed with the Kyubi like it was second nature, who voluntarily gave up his chakra for use and taught him new techniques in return for a conversation or spar. Danzo was shocked, to say the least. Uchiha Itachi, a promising young Genin, had skipped five years at the Ninja Academy of Konohagakure… Naruto could just skip the whole damn thing!... But he wouldn't. It was important to make contact with others his own age to avoid mental instability, and so he would go. "Today I'm going to teach you about the Exploding Clone jutsu… Kyubi can show you how to charge them with elemental chakra."…