Title: Random Discussions
Author: whispersinthenight13
Summary: Read the title, you guys. It's random discussions between the bleach characters.
Chapter One--the origin of BLEACH
Ichigo- So…where'd the name "Bleach" come from anyways?
Kon- Obviously, it comes from the fact that you bleach your hair to look that way.
Ichi- (attacks Kon) WHAT??? I DO NOT 'BLEACH' MY HAIR YOU WORTHLESS BALL OF FLUFF!!!
Inoue- Besides, my hair's a bit like Ichigo-kun's as well, and I don't dye it either.
Rukia- Wouldn't bleaching your hair turn it white?
Ishida- Who knows? …Hey! Orange-top! (points at Ichi) Get over here! We have a theory to test!
Ichi- HELL NO!!!
Ishida- Well...if you won't do it, then I have no choice than but to use...Inoue!
(Ishida starts towards Inoue)
(Inoue runs)
Inoue- (calls out those 6 little faerie-type creatures A/N; what are they called again?)
(Ishida bounces off the shield three of 'em make)
Mean-looking faerie dude- Hey, when do I get a turn???
The blondie/red dressed faerie- You don't!
Mean faerie- (goes off and sobs in corner)
Blondie- (takes pity and glomps)
Inoue- Errr...guys?
Blondie and Meanie- Sorry! (resume doing whatever it is they're supposed to be doing)
Ishida- What ARE those things?
Blondie- We're NOT things!!
Kon- Hey, can we get back to the story here?!?!?!?
Ichigo- What story? This ain't nothing but a stupid dialogue!
Kon- Story, dialogue, what's the difference?
Ichi- ARGHHHH!
W13 (author)- And the subsequent fight scene has been removed in order to be in accordance with the ffnet guidelines. (sits primly eating popcorn as she watches the carnage)
Rukia- ...
Ishida- ...
Inoue- ...
W13- ...Well, that was worse than usual.
Ishida- Are they dead? (pokes Ichigo with stick)
Ichigo- (comes to) WTF I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!
Ishida- strangely smug Nope, still alive.
Rukia- evil sarcasm Naw, really?
Ishida- puppy dog eyes (proceeds to sob his poor lil' heart out)
Rukia- What? What did I say?
Kon- ONEE-SAN!!! This human, although he is nothing compared to myself, LOVES YOU!
Rukia- ...Huh?
Ishida- (through sniffles and sobs) You never noticed??? (breaks down again)
Kon- And ICHIGO, can't you see that Inoue and you are MADE for each other?
Ichi- WHAT???
W13- ...Kon, I have your left arm over here, so come and get it when Ishida stops crying.
is ignored by all and the chaos thickens
End Scene One!
Eh, that didn't turn out to bad…I am going to write more on this, just whenever my muse comes to me and gives me random ideas.
Comment please!
w13
