Lines Doctor Who Characters Would Never Say
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The Master: Doctor, I've really been missing our chats. We should get together more often for tea.
Rose: I am fully aware that I am not the first or by any means the last of the Doctor's companions. I am perfectly fine with this
Jackie: I'm really glad Rose and the Doctor are friends.
Harry: None of this is in the least odd to me. I am accepting of everything the Doctor says is happening.
Four: You know, scarves just aren't my thing anymore.
Three: I think I'll try dressing a bit more casually from now on. Something a bit sportier perhaps.
Five: Cricket? Why would anyone want to play cricket?
Ten: Meh, my hair's not ginger after all. I'm OK with that, though.
The Master to Four: That's a nifty scarf you've got there. Where can I get one?
Nine: The Timelords? Boring, pretentious bunch they were. I'm quite happy they're gone, actually.
Ten to Rose: What are you thinking about?
Rose: Reasons why I prefer Mickey to you.
Sarah Jane to Ten: Actually, the whole going back to Earth thing was pretty awesome. I mean, I like you and all, but...
Any Doctor: Humans just suck.
Any Doctor: Traveling's alright, but what I'd really like to do is settle down in a nice suburb and live a quiet life.
Any Doctor: Yea, my companions can be pretty useless at time can't they? I'm really not sure why I bother with them.
Four to Sarah Jane: Jelly Babies just don't do it for me anymore.
Sarah Jane: Really? I'm having a similar experience with you.
Four to Sarah Jane: C'mon. Tell me honestly. Am I pretty?
Sarah Jane: Meh...
Ten to Sarah Jane: What do you mean I'm "not your Doctor"? I'm just as nutty, and this time round I'm all sexy!
Rose: I am not at all jealous of Sarah. Even if she is much prettier and all round better than me.
More to come.
