Disclaimer: Don't own, rather wish I did. But I digress, not mine.

By the way this is my first fic, and I am not a natural writer, I am a reader, so...And this was not written with a point in mind, so don't expect a plot. Beware there is major ooc-ness, and Hermione must be on... something.

And before I forget, this is a Hermione/Draco implied.

Study Session

"Oh my, dear Harry and Ron have decided to check on me."

"Why is that an 'oh my'?"

"Because you're here, Dipshit!"
"So… What should we do?"

"We? We are not doing anything. However…"

"However what?"

"Be silent mortal! As I was saying, you will simply jump out the window!"

"The window?"

"Yes! The window."

"Why the window?"

"Why not the window?"

"But…. But aren't we on the pauses to count w/ fingers 9th floor?"

"Maybe…"

"But, wont I die?"

"Maybe…"

"Oh, how comforting."

"I never knew you were suicidal."

"I'm not…."

"Well, can you be suicidal for a little while?"

"No."

"Please?"

"Persuade me."

"Or I can let Harry and Ron in here to find you and castrate you!"

"Firmly persuaded."

"Ha-ha, I win!"

"Do you have a broom?"

"Besides the one getting ready to jump out the window? No."

"Oh ha-ha."

"Do you have any other ideas?"

"Well… Could I hide under the bed?"

"Under the bed?"

"Yes."

"Where under the bed?"

"What do you mean where?"

"Look."

Pause

"I see."

"So…"

"No hiding under the bed."

"Bingo!"

"Bingo?"

"Was his name-o!" insert maniacal laughter here

"Is that another one of your scary muggle things? Is this the one that lives under the bed? Or the one who throws sand at you?"

"Eh? Neither, its dog, an American farm dog."

"Only muggles would name a dog 'bingo'."

"Probably, but only pure bloods would name their son 'draco'."

"Probably- wait, are you comparing me to an American muggle dog!"

"Maybe."

"Oh, I see…"

"Anyway, out the window time, Malferret!"

"Can't you just tell them to go away?"

"I dunno. Can I?"

sigh

"Don't sigh like that, it's annoying; and don't worry."

"Don't worry? It's a very steep drop, in case you hadn't noticed."

"Is it? goes over to window and looks down It is! Hmm… hold on tight!"

"Hold on tight to what, exactly!"

"The ledge?"

"The ledge?"

"Yes it is, right there, you see that tiny 2 inch space?"

"That's not a ledge."

"Fine it's a stone outcropping, now go!"

"Dude, that's not gonna happen."

"Why are you using muggle slang terms?"

"I don't know, I heard on a muggle American picture box!"

"Picture box? Do you mean a television?"

"No! A muggle picture box!"

"Ok, muggle picture box it is then."

"I thought your asylum escapee friends were outside the door."

"They were."

"So, they aren't there now?"

"Nope!"

"When did they leave?"

"Hmmm… after they came?"

"I could only assume."

"So, are you gonna jump?"

"They left! Why would I jump!"

"Shits and giggles?"

"Ugh, what were we doing before your idiotic housemates came?"

"Charms?"

"Not quite the answer I was going for."

"Oh, you mean what we were getting ready to do?"

"YES! That!"

"Ok let's get started, I never knew you had such a passion for transfiguration."

Any way, all done, please review.

And if anyone has ideas, I might make something else along these lines.