A/N: Finally, I have decided to combine my love of Vocaloid with my love of one of the awesomest sites on the internet- My Life Is Average. If you've never heard of it, Tako Luka demands that you read it. NOW.

The following super-short stories are based off of actual stories from MLIA. However, contrary to my innermost hopes and dreams, I own neither Vocaloid nor MLIA. Enjoy!


Rin banged loudly on the door to the bathroom. "LEN! You've been in there for a freaking half hour, what's taking you so long?" she shouted. Darnit, I need to get ready to go shopping with Miku!

"N-nothing… I'll be out in a sec…" was her brother's muffled reply.

"You're a guy! What could possibly be taking you half an hour to do in the shower?"

"Why don't you guess?" taunted Len.

"I honestly have no freaking clue, Len. What is it?"

"Fine then, I'll tell you… um… I'm… shampooing my hair into funny shapes."

There was a moment of silence before Rin burst into laughter. "Oh, Lenny-kins, take as long as you like. This is going on the internet."


A/N: feel free to suggest stories or pairings you'd like to see ^^