Title: Jack vs. the TSA
Summary: Jack is none too pleased about American airport security. Set after the upcoming season four of Torchwood.
Disclaimer: Don't own Torchwood or any of the characters therein. Any chance of renting Jack for a full body scan?
A/N: Inspired by the guy who got his 15 minutes of fame by protesting about getting an intimate pat down from TSA agents. This will probably make more sense to the American fans than the British ones. Sorry about that.
Gwen Cooper turned her head away from the airplane window and looked at the man sitting next to her. Jack Harkness' normally handsome features were marred by a petulant expression. That same pout had been on his face since they departed JFK International Airport to return to the UK.
"Jack, please, just forget about it," Gwen insisted. "You knew what was going to happen when you refused to go through that body scanner."
The scowl didn't budge. "It was humiliating, Gwen. I've saved this planet quite a few times and what thanks do I get for it?"
Gwen wasn't sure how to reply to that. However, Jack continued without waiting for Gwen to answer.
"All I wanted was for someone to touch my 'junk'."
The End
