Dialogue Exercise: Brotherly Spat and Show tunes

A/N: Just a random scenario that popped into my head- plus I've wanted to do one of these for a while. My first humor fic, like ever. So yea. Enjoy. :D

"Kurt, can you please turn down your music?"

"I can."

"So will you?"

"No I won't."

"Please, it's not like it won't sound the same if it's not blaring."

"No, Finn, I won't turn down my music- the only way that 'The Cell Block Tango' can be fully appreciated is if it's blaring."

"No it's not."

"Yes it is. If it's not loud enough then you can't fully appreciate the myriad of voices that make up the song."

"What's myriad?"

"A plethora"

"Kurt- seriously, use smaller words."

"At least I'm not using French on you anymore."

"Only cause your dad told you to cut it out."

"Not true- I got tired of you asking what I was saying."

"Anyway, what's with your obsession with show tunes?"

"It is not an obsession. I just appreciate the work that goes into actually executing the songs."

"Yea, right; it's not that hard. We do it all the time in Glee."

"So says the boy that rehearses his music every night and somehow still manages to be too sharp."

"I- I don't practice every night."

"Finn, I'm a really light sleeper and besides that I have excellent hearing."

"You didn't answer my question."

"Yes, I did."

"No, you gave me a reason that you like show tunes. As far as I'm concerned-"

"Which you aren't-"

"- you are utterly obsessed with show tunes."

"Did you just use the word 'utterly' Frankenteen?"

"Yes."

"Wow, I didn't think you had it in you."

"Huh?"

"Never mind; let me listen to my music please."

"Did you call me stupid?"

"Just now, no. Earlier- it' s a possibility."

"You're gonna pay Hummel."

"I'm not afraid of- Hey. Come back here with my iPod!"

"No can do."

"Come on Finn! Give- it... BACK."

"Aghhh! What are you a spider monkey? Get off of my back!"

"Not until you give me back my iPod."

"No-"

"Give it-"

"NO!"

"Boys! What's going on?"

"Finn has my iPod-"

"Kurt had his music blar-"

"I was busy appreciating-"

"You mean obsessing-"

"Break. It. Up. I can't even hear Deadliest Catch with you two screaming. "

"But-"

"Dad-"

"I don't care. Finn give Kurt his iPod back, and Kurt lower your music."

"Fine- but for the record, you are totally obsessed with show tunes."

"Am not!"

"Enough! If you all don't stop I'm suspending both of your phone privileges. And I'll lock up the video games and DVD collection."

"Dad, that's harsh."

"Kid, you don't know harsh."

A/N: Aghh… hate the ending. I couldn't find a way to end it. So… like I said it's my first humor fic so don't hesitate to give me constructive criticism. Also I hope that they didn't come out to OOC. Review?