Draco turned around and screamed in horror. "I'm running out of carrots Draco, and it's all your fault!!! How dare you tell the moon cows about Mr. Fluffy." Sitting in front of Draco, was Lord Voldemort dressed in a pink bunny suit, along with three ash trays full of jello shots. "Lord, are you ok?" Voldemort's eyes went big, "How dare you NOT talk to me?" He started pulling at his face, and cried. "Dumbledore said I was fat. You don't think I'm fat do you?" Voldemort pulled Draco towards him. "You think I'm sexy, just like Michael Jackson." Voldemort's eyes started to glaze over. "Michael, oh he is so sexy." Draco started to cry and shake. Suddenly, Voldy threw himself around Draco. "Fuck me Mr. Fluffy!!! I need your women parts in side of me." Draco- O.o...RUN!!!!!!! (cloud of dust)
Just remember kids, don't eat marbles and always have comets (baby moon cows). Moo cows go oink oink and they look like kitties but they're not kitties they're moo cows so don't call them piggies.
