A/N Hello! I am reposting this story! It has fixed spelling along with a more cohesive plot! Please enjoy! I hope you like my work so far! Revamped chapter two should be up tomorrow or later today and chapter three (and maybe four?) will follow shortly!
"Men, I think I'm being punished!" Sirius announced dramatically to the room as he entered James' and Lily's' house.
"I," Lily began indignity before anyone else could respond, "am not a man!"
"I know Lily! You're a woman, which reminds me I'm having woman problems!"
"You? 'Mr. all-women-bow-to-me-because-I'm-a-god'?" James gave a laugh followed by a cry of pain when Lily hit him 'round the head.
"Roommate issues still?" Remus asked bored looking up over the evening prophet. James and Peter laughed and made comments about a woman having finally tamed me.
"Yes! You do not even understand! She's torturing me, it's cruel!"
"What is this girl doing Padfoot?"
"Absolutely nothing! It's just that she is so fuckin hot, and I walked in on her half naked! Before I could pretend her body was covered in pustules or something in an attempt to not do something very inappropriate to her, but now, oh god!"
"Seeing her naked is a punishment?" Peter asked.
"Yes! I cannot touch her, and she has the most gorgeous body!" Sirius collapsed on the couch his head in Lily's lap, "And, she is perfect! She loves Quidditch and dogs, and is so accepting. We were up until two in the morning talking! TALKING! We talked about our childhoods and funny Hogwarts experiences, nothing sexual, not even a kiss, and all I could think about was how to make her laugh again, how to get her to tell me another story about her life."
"You are so whipped!" Wormtail called out!
"Just make a move my friend! No one can resist you!" James called from the kitchen, Lily had him cleaning up.
"I am not whipped! Don't you have to be in a relationship to be whipped?"
"James was pretty whipped before he got together with Lily." Lily snorted at this.
"Shut up Wormey! I was not! I was just very public with my affections." He stuck his head out of the archway that lead to the kitchen.
Wormtail did the 'whipped' motion, and laughed.
"You are in love with her!" Lily crooned stroking his hair like he was a small child.
Sirius immediately jumped to his feet at this statement. "I am not! I do not love her, it's just a small crush, I'll get over it right?" He looked pleadingly at Lily; he could tell she would not give him an answer he would like.
"Remind me why you cannot just ask her out?" James asked returning to the living room and sitting down next to lily where I had just vacated.
"She has a boyfriend! Which is why I am being punished!"
"What do you think you are being punished for Padfoot?"
"Moony, I am being punished for breaking hearts and not caring, so now I am having my heart ripped out every time I see her cause I cannot do anything about my feelings! Which is not love!" Sirius sat down on the loveseat by the fire draping his legs off the side, this earned a reproachful look from Lily, but she did not say anything about his mannerisms.
"Well you were awfully player-ish before, maybe this is just telling you to stick to one woman." Lily said honestly.
"But I want her!" Sirius whined. "Oh god this is horrible, I can barely even look at another woman right now! I need her! I want to be stuck to her Lily!"
"What is her name?" Remus asked, still reading the paper.
"Charlie," He said her name with a reverence that was uncharacteristic of Sirius "Well Charlotte actually but she goes by Charlie."
"When do we get to meet her?" The group went on mocking Sirius and his affection towards his roommate, Charlie. While the group laughed and talked all Sirius could think of was going back to his flat and talking to her, he closed his eyes while his head spun with images of her. Maybe Lily was right, maybe he was in loveā¦
How the hell did this happen?
