Hermione accidentally woke up strangled in gold chain.
"Has my bling gone awry?" She frowned groggily. "Fuck! Time turner malfunction! Awk it's all beatified!" She sat up from her desk in the library to realise all her books were gone.
Hermione noticed a tall boy with dark curls wearing red kitten heels.
"Harry!" Hermione called, doing the "thriller" dance towards her bestie.
The boy turned and Hermione gasped. Underneath the mascara were hazel eyes instead of green, and the stack of magazines were Wonderland and Cosmopolitan rather than Vogue. Besides, his lips were dark red rather than barbie pink... But otherwise he looked just like the Har. Hermione backed away, hissing.
"Oh haiiii!" The imposter Harry shouted, twitching his hips and sliding on a hideous clown mask. Do you want an autograph or a selfie?"
Hermione snorted some popping candy as though it were drugs. "Who are you?" She asked.
James fainted gracefully. and Remus and Sirius slithered forward to catch him.
"Vot? He's JJ!" Stomped Siri, wearing a purple dress over a black top with some lace up boots. "And he's totes hippogriffy gorgeous!"
"Yeah!" James said, reviving himself. "Now come on boys! We'll go for Essence of Strawberry lattes and leave this carb-filled-cheeseburger to fester!"
