A MR Parody Thingy

Book 2

Based on: School's Out -- Forever

Table of ownership:

JP owns:

-(Most of) The characters

-Title

-Books

-Plot

I own:

-Narrator

-My take on the plot

-This file

SPOILER WARNING: Contains minor spoilers for other books in the series.

Introduction

Narrator: Yo peoples! I'm the narrator of this thingy! I will be annoying! I will be the narrator, the narrator, the narrator, and--

Max: OKAY, we get it!

Narrator: Alright, I'll stop. [takes deep breath] I'll be the narrator, the narrator, the narrator--

Max: Get outta here. SECURITY!!!

Fang, Iggy: Righto! [start chasing Narrator around the room]

Max: Whatever. Let's get this show started already.

Narrator: [weakly] One...more...chance...pleez...Max...

Max: No. [Kicks Narrator in scalp, sending him across the room]

Part One

The skies above New England

Max: Wow, flying is really cool.

Gazzy: Max!

Max: Just ignore him, just ignore him...

Gazzy: Max! Max Max Max Max Max Max Max!!!!!

Max: WHAT!?

Gazzy: I like juice. Also, there's a UFO.

Alien: Hi.

Max: Hi.

Alien: [Takes off costume to reveal...]

Narrator: [Pulls out microphone] Yo, peoples! [Starts beatboxing]

Max: [Does roundhouse kick on both Narrator and Gazzy] That's better.

Fang: You okay?

Max: Yeah.

Fang: Good. I thought, what with killing Ari and all that--

Max: WAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Fang: Told ya so.

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Voice: Optimisim is overated, bub. Face reality head-on, blah blah blah...

Max: Alright. Shut up.

Voice: I like juice.

Total: [Flies up to Max] Hey.

Nudge: Hey! Not fair! You don't get wings until book four! You're not even supposed to talk yet!

Iggy: Book four? I gots nothin'.

Nudge: The Final Warning? The one people pretend was never written? Akila? The Wendy K.? Antarctica? The Uber-Director?

Iggy: No bell.

Nudge: Aw, flubbergaskets.

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Ari: Come on, come on, come on...

Boss: [over radio] We've got our target.

Ari: Really?

Boss: Yes.

Ari: YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!

Boss: You know I heard that, right?

Ari: Really? [Looks down at radio and sees his finger on "TALK" button] Aw, flubbergaskets. [takes painkiller]

Eraser #1: Where are they?

Narrator: I don't know.

Eraser #1: Who are you?

Narrator: I'm the narrator. I just got kicked by Max. I've been following them to Washington DC.

Ari: All right! Thanks, man! Soon-- [starts morphing]

Eraser #2: What?

Ari: Flashlight please. [Eraser #2 hands Ari flashlight] That's better. Anyways... I WILL KILL MAX! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! [stomach growls] Aw, man. Let's get us some f00dz! Now! Hey, maybe's I can eat the flock once I kill 'em!

Erasers: YEAH!

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Fang: [pointing to Delaware coast] Look, kids! We're learning geography!

Angel: [pointing to dark cloud of something] Look, kids! We're learning something!

Max: What is that cloud anyway?

Gazzy: Is it flying Erasers?

All: Nah.

Iggy: Probably just a storm.

Nudge: Let's keep flying.

[The cloud advances toward them from behind. Flock just keeps flying ahead ignoring it. "Jaws" music is playing in background.]

Nudge: Wow. That storm's FAST.

Ari: Yo. Check out my new add-on. I'm here for the fight scene.

Max: There isn't any fight scene!

Ari: You can't fight the script.

Flock: YIKES! THEY ARE FLYING ERASERS! FLY FOR UR LIFEZ! [Start flying for thr lifez]

Fang: YOU ARE A FRIDGE WITH WINGS. WE'RE FREAKING BALLET DANCERS. I think... Hey, what are you doing!?

Ari: I'm hungry. [Swipes at Fang, shredding his side]

Fang: Hey! I just had that dry-cleaned! [passes out]

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Max: Those Erasers were easy... Wait a minute! Fang? Fang? FAAANG!!!!?

Fang: I gotz deaded...

Passerby: Oh my goshies! You people look like you've been mauled by werewolves!

Max: Actually, that's kinda what happened.

Passerby: [Sees Fang bleeding on ground, wings still out] Oh noes! A hurt bird kid! 911! 911! 911!

Medic #1: Yo, bird kids! It's us, teh medikz d00dz!

Max: Uhh... [Turns to flock] "Yay" or "Yikes"? Can I take a vote?

Flock: Yay.

Max: Alright. Yay it is. C'mon peoples. [Steps inside ambulance]