A MR Parody Thingy
Book 2
Based on: School's Out -- Forever
Table of ownership:
JP owns:
-(Most of) The characters
-Title
-Books
-Plot
I own:
-Narrator
-My take on the plot
-This file
SPOILER WARNING: Contains minor spoilers for other books in the series.
Introduction
Narrator: Yo peoples! I'm the narrator of this thingy! I will be annoying! I will be the narrator, the narrator, the narrator, and--
Max: OKAY, we get it!
Narrator: Alright, I'll stop. [takes deep breath] I'll be the narrator, the narrator, the narrator--
Max: Get outta here. SECURITY!!!
Fang, Iggy: Righto! [start chasing Narrator around the room]
Max: Whatever. Let's get this show started already.
Narrator: [weakly] One...more...chance...pleez...Max...
Max: No. [Kicks Narrator in scalp, sending him across the room]
Part One
The skies above New England
Max: Wow, flying is really cool.
Gazzy: Max!
Max: Just ignore him, just ignore him...
Gazzy: Max! Max Max Max Max Max Max Max!!!!!
Max: WHAT!?
Gazzy: I like juice. Also, there's a UFO.
Alien: Hi.
Max: Hi.
Alien: [Takes off costume to reveal...]
Narrator: [Pulls out microphone] Yo, peoples! [Starts beatboxing]
Max: [Does roundhouse kick on both Narrator and Gazzy] That's better.
Fang: You okay?
Max: Yeah.
Fang: Good. I thought, what with killing Ari and all that--
Max: WAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Fang: Told ya so.
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Voice: Optimisim is overated, bub. Face reality head-on, blah blah blah...
Max: Alright. Shut up.
Voice: I like juice.
Total: [Flies up to Max] Hey.
Nudge: Hey! Not fair! You don't get wings until book four! You're not even supposed to talk yet!
Iggy: Book four? I gots nothin'.
Nudge: The Final Warning? The one people pretend was never written? Akila? The Wendy K.? Antarctica? The Uber-Director?
Iggy: No bell.
Nudge: Aw, flubbergaskets.
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Ari: Come on, come on, come on...
Boss: [over radio] We've got our target.
Ari: Really?
Boss: Yes.
Ari: YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!
Boss: You know I heard that, right?
Ari: Really? [Looks down at radio and sees his finger on "TALK" button] Aw, flubbergaskets. [takes painkiller]
Eraser #1: Where are they?
Narrator: I don't know.
Eraser #1: Who are you?
Narrator: I'm the narrator. I just got kicked by Max. I've been following them to Washington DC.
Ari: All right! Thanks, man! Soon-- [starts morphing]
Eraser #2: What?
Ari: Flashlight please. [Eraser #2 hands Ari flashlight] That's better. Anyways... I WILL KILL MAX! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! [stomach growls] Aw, man. Let's get us some f00dz! Now! Hey, maybe's I can eat the flock once I kill 'em!
Erasers: YEAH!
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Fang: [pointing to Delaware coast] Look, kids! We're learning geography!
Angel: [pointing to dark cloud of something] Look, kids! We're learning something!
Max: What is that cloud anyway?
Gazzy: Is it flying Erasers?
All: Nah.
Iggy: Probably just a storm.
Nudge: Let's keep flying.
[The cloud advances toward them from behind. Flock just keeps flying ahead ignoring it. "Jaws" music is playing in background.]
Nudge: Wow. That storm's FAST.
Ari: Yo. Check out my new add-on. I'm here for the fight scene.
Max: There isn't any fight scene!
Ari: You can't fight the script.
Flock: YIKES! THEY ARE FLYING ERASERS! FLY FOR UR LIFEZ! [Start flying for thr lifez]
Fang: YOU ARE A FRIDGE WITH WINGS. WE'RE FREAKING BALLET DANCERS. I think... Hey, what are you doing!?
Ari: I'm hungry. [Swipes at Fang, shredding his side]
Fang: Hey! I just had that dry-cleaned! [passes out]
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Max: Those Erasers were easy... Wait a minute! Fang? Fang? FAAANG!!!!?
Fang: I gotz deaded...
Passerby: Oh my goshies! You people look like you've been mauled by werewolves!
Max: Actually, that's kinda what happened.
Passerby: [Sees Fang bleeding on ground, wings still out] Oh noes! A hurt bird kid! 911! 911! 911!
Medic #1: Yo, bird kids! It's us, teh medikz d00dz!
Max: Uhh... [Turns to flock] "Yay" or "Yikes"? Can I take a vote?
Flock: Yay.
Max: Alright. Yay it is. C'mon peoples. [Steps inside ambulance]
