The Akatsuki… kids?!
Chapter 1:
What the fuck?!
Once a few episodes ago, a very evil thins happened to the members of Akatsuki, they died. Only Pain, Tobi, and Konan lived. And what else happened? All the hot guys are dead!
But whatever happened to them when they died? Were they reunited? Are they in hell? This is their tale… (Jashin that sentence sounded lame.)
A silver-haired boy grumbled. He put a hand on his hand.
"Aaah, who the fuck turned on the damn sun." The boy muttered.
"Hidan will you shut up." Another boy growled.
"What did you say Kakuzu?!" The silver-haired boy shouted.
"Hey be quiet un." A third boy mumbled.
"Oh yeah Dei-" The boy stopped and screamed.
A blue skinned boy sat up. "What's wrong?"
"YOU'RE ALL FUCKING KIDS!!!" The silver-haired boy shouted.
Six other boys stood up. One had long blonde that made him look like a girl. Another had red hair. A boy who was a little taller than everyone had light blue skin and dark blue hair and fang like teeth. Another boy was very good-looking with long black hair and red eyes. A boy also had long black hair and green eyes with red pupils. And the last boy had one side of his that was milky white and the other pure black, with green hair.
They all looked 7 years old and all of them wore over-sized black cloaks with red clouds on them.
"We're kids? You're the one who's a child Hidan." The red-haired boy pointed out.
Hidan looked down at his hands then touched his face looking freaked out.
The other strange children followed his reaction and checking their new little bodies.
"What the fuck happened to us?! We're 3-foot fucking midgets! Kakuzu doesn't have his damn stitches! Zetsu, Kisame, and Sasori actually looks fucking human too!"
"This is very strange." Zetsu's white side said.
"Oh gee ya think?! We actually look normal!" His black side argued.
"Well what happened before this?" Kisame questioned.
Everyone recollected their thoughts.
"I remember being killed by that pink-haired girl, my own puppets, and grandmother Chiyo." Sasori said.
" … I was killed by my little brother." Itachi said quietly.
"I blew myself up trying to kill your god damn brother un." Deidara sighed earning a glare from kid-Itachi.
"I was blown up in a Jashin forsaken ditch by that shit-head Nara guy." Hidan growled.
"I was killed by that nine-tailed fox brat and Kakashi Hatake." Kakuzu scowled feeling a little uncomfortable without stitches or his four hearts.
Kisame and Zetsu looked at each other and shook their heads. "We don't exactly remember how we died." Kisame said.
Hidan burst out laughing. "You fucking retards! How could you not remember your own fucking deaths!"
"Just shut up Hidan. If we're like this we might not have chakra and you might not be immortal anymore." Sasori said having Hidan shut up immediately.
"Why would you say that Danna?" Deidara asked.
"If we're like this who's to say we don't have our chakra networks anymore?" Sasori explained.
An uncomfortable silence filled the air.
"Hmph, it's not a problem. I still know about opening chakra networks we'll be fine."
"In any case we need to find out where we are, if we can return to our actual age and size, and return to the Akatuki." Itachi confirmed.
A/N: Oh, and I forgot to mention that hey were in a park… sorry. Anyways please review! I love reviews! And sorry that this chapter was a little short.
End/ Chapter 1
