Hello wonderful South Park Fanfiction fans of the world! I was sitting around when suddenly an idea hit me. What if the kids from South Park went to therapy? What would it look like. So I present to you. The answer to the question you really didn't care about.
Chapter 1
Pip
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"Hello Pip, would you like to have a seat?" Ms. Llerrah, South Park's new town theropist asked.
"Yes, that does sound quite lovely." Pip sat down on the very stereotypical red sofa.
"Do you know why you're here?"
"Not really I thought you did," Pip replied.
"You are here to talk about your feelings." Ms. Llerrah told him.
"Oh, well I'm feeling quite gay," he said cheerfully.
"Gay?" she questions.
"Why yes, I've be gay most of my life, but lately I've been gayer then ever," his smile grew.
"Okay, do the other students pick on you because your gay?"
"No, not really. They do pick on me though, but I'm pretty sure most everyone at school is gay."
"Everyone."
"Why yes everyone. South Park is an extremely gay school," Pip said.
"Oh my god it's an all gay school," she looked panicked.
"Well it's not all gay. There are a few kids who dress all in black. They sit outside the school smoking fags[1]." Pip explained.
"They smoke them?!"
"Yes, that is what I just said.
"Do they use lighters?"
"I believe so, but it might be matches."
"We need to call the police, they can't just do that to children," she said.
"It's not that bad. Nobody really cares."
"But don't your fear for your life?" she asked.
"No, why would I?"
"They might hurt you," she replied.
"Hurt me? Well, why ever would they do that?"
Ms. Llerrah was flustered.
"Maybe we should change the subject." Pip suggested.
"Yes, t-that's a good idea. So where are you from Pip?"
"I'm from England," he replied
Suddenly she realized what was going on this whole time.
"Oh," she started laughing.
"Ms. Llerrah, are you okay?" he asked.
"Yes Pip I'm fine. You're excused.
"But I don't feel like we accomplished anything," Pip said.
" That's how therapy is supposed to feel."
And with that Pip got up and walked out of the room.
"How was it?" Damien asked, wrapping his arm around Pip's waist, kissing him on the cheek.
"It was odd," he replied.
"By the way, the goth kids got Bradley.
"Oh really? That's a shame I'd rather liked Bradley.
"Damien, your next." Ms. Llerrah called.
" See you soon Babe," Damien said.
"I'll be waiting." Pip said.
"You better be waiting with Cool Whip and Handcuffs." Damien said walking into the small room.
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So there you go, chapter one. The Bondage part is dedicated to Mizuni-no-neko. =]
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