-1Chapter 1
That annoying voice… it just wouldn't stop..
"Man, this has got to be the lamest date I've ever been on," I just can't seem to read a single paragraph of my book without Misa saying something and breaking my concentration.. I sat on a pink couch next to Misa in a room with yellow walls, sitting directly across from Ryuzaki, who sat next to Light on an identical couch. "Why do you two even need to be here, anyways?"
"No, no, no, just pretend we're not even here, okay? By the way.. Are you gonna eat that piece of cake?" Ryuzaki said, pointing toward Misa's untouched slice of cake.
"Cake makes you fat, I'm not gonna eat any." Misa said in a snob-like tone. I smiled behind my book.
"Actually, I found that you don't gain weight as long as you burn calories by using your brain." Ryuzaki replied. I smiled even more at that. Misa seemed shocked by what he said.
"So now you're calling me stupid!" She leaned forward. "Fine then, I'll give you the piece of cake as long as you two agree to leave me and Light alone!"
Ryuzaki just stared blankly at Misa and said, "Even if we leave you two alone, I'll still be watching on surveillance cameras. So it wouldn't make any difference."
"You pervert! Would you stop it with your creepy hobby!" Misa shouted. I glared at her for a moment and then returned to my book, hoping I could at least try to read a few more chapters without my concentration being broken yet again.
"You can call me whatever you like.. Last chance for cake!" Ryuzaki stood up from his odd sitting position and reached over the table to grab Misa's cake, then sat back down.
"Well, still, Ryuzaki, I don't think you should eat so much cake. Sophie eats a ton of cake, and look at her now!" Misa said, grinning in my direction, and annoying me for the last time..
Light and Ryuzaki stared at us and could definitely feel the building tension between Misa and I. I closed my book and stood up.
"Well, I'm gonna be the smart one and leave before I hurt an idiot." I said as I started heading for the door. Misa stood up and followed me.
She shouted at me, "Oh, I'M the idiot?" I opened the door. "You're the idiot! You're not even useful when it comes to solving the kira case!" I turned around and looked at her. "Why don't you just go back to America!" That was the last straw..
I gave her the most sour look, then I drew my arm back and slapped her across the face as hard as I could. "I'd rather die than go back to America."
Then I left the room, closing the door behind me.
