The Simpsons Interview

A/N: I realize that there are probably a bazillion interview fanfics, but apparently none has been done for The Simpsons, so I'm going to do one.

Disclaimer: I don't own The Simpsons. Clear as that.

Rii: Welcome to Rii Live! Today we are going to interview Mr. Simpson. Hello Mr. Simpson!

Homer: Excuse me, but it's HOMER Simpson!

Rii: Whatever. Anyways, first question. Why do you choke Bart?

Homer: Well you see, if I were to spank him, I would have to lift my hand, position him just right, bring my hand down, and SMACK! But if I choke him, I just grab him by the neck and squeeze! See how much more efficient that is?

Rii: ... Sure ... next question. What is your favorite movie?

Homer: Let me think ... oh, I like The Itchy and Scratchy Show. That mouse is so weird, and why is it blue? I like purple!

Rii: That's nice, but that's not a movie.

Homer: WHEN I SAY I LIKE THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY SHOW, THAT MEANS I LIKE IT! GOT IT!?

Rii: ... Okay ... So, someone wants to know why your name is Homer.

Homer: You can't rhyme my name with anything. See? Homer, Bomer, Domer, See?

Rii: What about misnomer?

Homer: What is misnomer?

Rii: An error in a person or thing.

Homer: DOH!

Rii: HAHA! Misnomer Homer! Or misnamed HOMER! HAHA! Okay, onto the next question.

Homer: Fine with me chief!

Rii: It's ... oh whatever. Who's Homer?

Homer: Uh ... I know who it is ... uh ... I think that ... uh ... I don't know.

Rii: You sure?

Homer: Ya ... OH WAIT! It's uh ... my son?

Rii: Well who are you?

Homer: Homer, duh!

Rii: So then who's Homer? You or your son?

Homer: That's a tough question ... let me think ... I don't know ... Maybe it's the bumblebee guy!

Rii: So which one is it?

Homer: ...

Rii: Wow ... Okay. So now someone asks what do you think of having a pet squirrel?

Homer: I like squirrels.

Rii: That doesn't answer my question.

Homer: What's your question?

Rii: What do you think of having a pet squirrel?

Homer: Oh they're cool! I like them!

Rii: That still doesn't answer my question.

Homer: What was your question?

Rii: Ugh ... WHAT DO ... eh forget it. Another question. Why are you so effin amazing?

Homer: What does amazing mean?

Rii: Really awesome.

Homer: What does really awesome mean?

Rii: Really great.

Homer: What does really great mean?

Rii: ... OH LOOK! We have no more time left. Well I'll see you back here very soon!

Homer: But I didn't finish ...

Rii: Goodbye everyone!

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