Welcome, dear readers, to my first story. It's going to be a long trip, so buckle down and prepare.

In this story, Naruto manages to ruin Madara's Master Plan For Ultimate Evilness by trying to get out of a jutsu's range. He lands in Middle Earth, and then shit gets real.

Summary: They were confused. He ran through the trees better than the best Elves. He punched harder than the strongest Uruk-hai. He was faster than a starving Hobbit near food, and he was only mildly annoyed when the Balrog set him aflame. Gandalf was just as lost. After all, he LOOKED like a Man...

I do not own Naruto nor do I own Lord of the Rings. Any attempts to sue me will be met with a Balrog..

Edit 12/23/14: Edited version of the first chapter. I changed some things, fixed others, and added some parts. I may have take some away, too. I hope you enjoy, and the awesomeness doesn't blind you.

Edit 1/1/15: I've watched Battle of the Five Armies. Which means this story is going to be changed some more to fit the plot, and I'm going to do some things to make it smoother.


Naruto panted as he broke free of Madara's control. The younger shinobi had made the mistake of using the Kyuubi's chakra against Madara, and had immediately regretted it. Madara had subjugated him, using his Sharingan to control the Kyuubi, and forced him to attack his friends.

Luckily, they had a contingency plan in place, and Yamato, also known as the contingency plan, had bound him with his Mokuton, sending the demon's chakra back down to the seal. Then Kakashi came into play, and his Mangekyou began to swirl in a pattern Naruto was familiar with.

"Sorry, but we cannot afford to lose you, Naruto," he said, before several things happened at once.

Naruto quickly created a clone, which instantly threw a Hiraishin kunai, which was the last he had, and it just happened to land in Madara's eyes, stabbing through them, and piercing into his brain. Madara died of a brain hemorrhage. Kakashi activated Kamui, just as Naruto used his Hiraishin.

And then he was gone.

The clone proofed from existence, and Kakashi swore. He couldn't sense Naruto in his Kamui dimension, nor in this dimension.

Yamato blinked and shrugged, before he summoned a wooden prison to carry Madara's corpse in. The prison was then sealed into a scroll, which was sealed into a rock that was sealed into another scroll, which was then burned. The ashes were summarily sealed away, and the scroll was thrown into Kakashi's Kamui.

Ninja didn't believe in overkill.

"At least we won," the Mokuton-user said, a deadpan look on his face before they vanished from the wasteland that was once the Land of Stone.


Naruto groaned as he woke up in his mindscape, his body in a massive amount of pain.

"Talk about having the Luck of the Devil, boy," came the booming voice of Kyuubi.

Naruto blinked and looked at the massive fox in confusion.

"You killed Madara, entirely on accident. Then, you mixed two Space-Time Ninjutsu, and you survived. You cannot use chakra as you used to, and you... No, WE are no longer in the world we called home... But you survived. Miraculously."

Naruto sighed, and winced as he felt the injuries of his latest battle catch up to him in his mind.

"How bad is it? And what are my new limits," Naruto asked. The Kyuubi merely grinned at his partner.

"We can no longer utilize elemental jutsu, for reasons nobody knows. We still are able to preform the Rasengan, and Bijuudama, but only because they are pure energy manipulations. Our limited knowledge of seals is still available to us, and useful. The rest of our chakra is increasing your body's endurance, strength, speed, and agility. Your bones and muscles are becoming denser, and your eyesight is also increasing. As for where we are, I briefly took control of your body while you were unconscious, and gathered intel.

"The land we are now in is called Middle Earth. We were found by the local deities, known as Valar, and they healed us, and gave us the basic historical, herbal, lingual, and cartographical knowledge. They also warned of dark times coming. An Ainur named Sauron is stirring, and he is far darker than Madara could ever dream to be. He is as strong as two of me, and three times as cunning, from what they have shown me of him."

Naruto snorted.

"Then we'll just do as we always do, and grow strong enough to crush him into the dust," he said. He grinned at Kurama, who snorted in response, though he was very clearly grinning. His eyes glinted with the prospect of everything they had yet to fight.

Naruto's body suddenly began to fade.

"Prepare brat. The ones outside do not seem kindly. And the Valar were rather unspecific about where we would land."

There was a pause and then Naruto woke up.


The opening of his eyes brought two kinds of awareness.

One, he was in a very dark place. There was a torch, but it was around a corner, outside of his new accommodations.

The second thing Naruto was aware of was the very ugly beast holding a glowing bar of metal very close to his body.

"Where yous come from," the being asked. It spoke with a very rough voice, and glowing eyes were glaring at him.

Naruto held a straight face as he looked the being in the eye. A sudden burst of KI made the beast stumble, and Naruto pulled on the chains that bound his hands. The links stretched, and then snapped.

"You will answer my questions, Orc, or you will die a very painful death," Naruto spoke as Kurama began to feed him information on the beast's species, and the lands outside this room.

Naruto grabbed a single coal from the fire the Orc had used to heat up the bar, and trailed it over the beast's face.

The Orc whimpered, and Naruto shoved the coal into the thing's left eye.

The Orc screamed.

"Where am I? How did I get here," Naruto demanded.

"You's in Mordor! Fell from sky, yous did," the Orc cried, grabbing at Naruto's arm and hand in a futile attempt to stop the coal from digging into his eye.

"How do I get out of this place?" Naruto tossed the cold coal aside and grabbed another, putting it close to the Uruk's other eye.

"You's near exit! Wall behind yous lead to outside!" Naruto grinned and put the coal in the Orc's mouth, and then he slammed the Orc's head into the stone floor, killing it.

"Thank you." Then he turned around, and formed a Rasengan in his right hand, before he shoved it into the wall.

The wall vanished into dust, and Naruto frowned. Multiple color skinned Orcs paused their meals and stared at him.

"I am Naruto Uzumaki. Fear me, and die," he said. The shinobi vanished, and three of the Orcs fell.

Naruto reappeared, holding a broken pike handle in his hands. He discarded it for a crude sword.

The Orcs roared, and charged Naruto en masse.

Naruto smirked, and threw his head back, and issued his own roar.

His roar shook the mountain below them, and threw the Orc legion aside as if they were merely paper in a hurricane.

Then he charged. Black blood flew everywhere as Naruto tore through them, merciless in his charge.


Far further north, a barely open eye of fire watched Naruto's fight, the man in the pupil barely concealing his interest.

"I have not seen such grace in a fighting style since Celebrimbor... Nazgûl! Bring me that Man! He will join us, or die," the deep and melodic, yet rumbling and tired, voice of Sauron demanded of his servants.

The nine wraiths of the former Kings of Men stood, and left.

Above Mordor, the ash-filled sky crackled with lightning red as blood. The tainted ground shook with the laughter of the Dark Lord of Mordor, the most powerful being in Middle Earth since Morgoth.


Naruto stood in a now empty Orc stronghold as the only living being, aside from the birds that came to feast upon the dead.

Before him was a crude anvil, made of obsidian, and all the tools one would need to craft weapons.

They, too, were made of Obsidian. A stone furnace was a few feet away, already burning hot.

Naruto took the hammer from the anvil and looked at the metals available to him. He needed to modify the tools he had to make a weapon.

He saw a very shiny bar of a metal similar to silver, and took hold of it.

'Mithril. A strong metal, but rare. They must have stolen it from the abandoned Dwarven cities in Moria. Use it,'Kurama said through Naruto's mind. Naruto set the bar into the fire, and frowned after a while. The bar refused to heat up, being cold to the touch after an hour of being in the fire.

"The flame isn't hot enough," he muttered. Naruto looked around, and saw a barrel of something.

The shinobi grabbed it and tossed it into the fire. The flames licked at the barrel, and the thing exploded. He winced, but at least the fire was larger now and the forge itself hadn't been harmed.

Naruto unsealed a fan he'd received from Suna as a gift, and began fanning the flames.

This was the beginning of a long night, he decided, as he began shaping the tools he needed.


After nearly two days of restlessly toiling over the blade, Naruto had finally managed to forge himself a Mithril katana.

The pommel and guard were obsidian, edged with gold, as well as the sheath. The hilt was wrapped in leather, rather than cloth, and the blade was glowing a slight blue color.

He'd not found any water to quench the blade, so he'd made due with the blood of the Orcs he'd killed.

The sheath had a sentence etched into it in kanji.

'Guardian,' it read in gold. Naruto had also taken the time to install an automatic blade sharpener into the sheath, ensuring his blade wouldn't dull easily.

Naruto had also taken the time to get himself some clothes. After a vigorous cleaning, the Jinchuuriki had acquired a tunic, pants, boots, gloves, and a cloak.

The clothing was all black, and the cloak had fur atop shoulder armor.

He'd also taken the time to forge gauntlets, shin guards, and thigh armor from the steel the Orcs had kept. He'd also taken the time to melt the weapons and armors laying around down, and sealed them away to be sold later.

Naruto stood at the entrance to the stronghold with an explosive tag in hand, and grinned as he slapped it onto the cornerstone of the gateway.

The tag sizzled, and Naruto ran, still grinning as the mountain disappeared under a plume of smoke.


The Nazgûl arrived a few hours later, only to see the smoking ruins of the former Orc stronghold.

After searching the entire complex, the head of the Ringwraiths closed his eyes and called upon his master.

'The Man has escaped, and leveled the stronghold. He has looted everything as well, my master,' the Ringwraith mentally projected to his lord.

Sauron, high atop his Tower, gazed at the man with his lidded great Eye, and smiled a soft smile of exhaustion.

"Then perhaps he will give me a challenge. Force him to remain within Mordor. He will become an even greater foe beyond these lands, this Man from Beyond Arda," he spoke. The Nazgûl gave his lord a nod of acknowledgment, and the connection closed.

Sauron threw his head back and laughed. His ghostly white hair waved in an invisible wind, as volcanic thunder rumbled in the skies above.

He turned his Gaze to the Man that had garnered his personal attention, and attempted to Gaze into his heart.

What he got shocked him even more. A giant fox greeted his Sight with a roar. The Tower below Sauron wavered, but remained standing. One roar would not knock down a tower as strong as Barad-Dur, with centuries of magic in it's foundations and in every cornerstone.

'So that is what happened to Morgoth after his crown became his collar...'

Sauron laughed again, a darker laugh, yet one of amusement.

"Come, and face the Darkness, Warden of Morgoth's Fragment! Fall, and kneel before me!"


Naruto's attention snapped northwards, as his cerulean eyes became red, and his pupils slitted.

He felt the Kyuubi's chakra swell within him, and a roar issued from his mouth against his will. The corrosive chakra pulsed outside of him, and the ground shook below him.

Thunder boomed, and the sky spoke clearly, "Come, and face the Darkness, Warden of Morgoth's Fragment! Fall, and kneel before me!"

Naruto glared at the sky with eyes of ruby.

"The only way I will bow to anything... IS AS A CORPSE!"

Naruto grabbed the closest rock, and threw it north.


Sauron saw the Man sized boulder be thrown, and stood for the first time since his Awakening. His legs were shaky, but he stood under his own power nonetheless.

The stone flew up, and vanished above the ashen sky. Then, it fell, a flaming ball of doom and destruction, headed directly for Sauron.

The Dark Lord threw his arm aside, as if slapping a servant.

The boulder splintered, and the flaming shards were directed ground around his fortress.

"Then you will become a Corpse," he growled as his eyes ignited with an unholy flame and his body collapsed into his throne.


Done!

To clear some things up;

Naruto touching the fiery coals. The Healing is a basic Jinchuuriki side affect, so I gave Naruto a gift. He is immune to Fire entirely.

Naruto's speed and strength. He's 22, and at this point, due to the Shiki Fuin(which absorbs Kurama's chakra, and makes it Naruto's, and will do this until the Kyuubi is out of Chakra. Thus, he has near infinite chakra, but most of it can't be used as jutsu.), he has absorbed 5 tails of the Kyuubi's chakra.

Naruto being unable to use elemental jutsu. Well, I had to nerf him to make him godlike. The land of Arda is vastly different from the Elemental Nations. So I took away the jutsu that manipulated his chakra into the elements as a side-effect of being in a foreign land. Arda and Naruto use two separate energies. They 'vibrate' on two different spiritual 'frequencies'.

Sauron being as strong as he is. Well, when I see Sauron, I envision him as this badass guy who has more power in his little finger than most of the Valar. His power also isn't tied to the One Ring, just so you know. The canon ending sucked.

There are many different Tolkein elements in here.

Sauron's appearance is the one he has in Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor. There are many elements of The Silmarillion to be incorporated to give Naruto an edge.

Morgoth IS a canon character. He was the first Bad Guy in Arda, and his iron crown was beaten into a collar around his neck when he lost his war. His enemies chained him up and threw him into the Void. In this story, his power escaped, and became the Juubi. He lost his mind to the Void, and when the Rikudou Sennin split the Juubi, he added a bit of his own mind to the Bijuu.

Sauron was his lieutenant, but converted most of Morgoth's forces to his own cause. Sauron has, by the way, been around since the creation of the lands we call Middle Earth.

And that's it. So, leave a favorite, and a review if you desire. I thrive in your attention.