The moment Tsukasa Hiiragi entered her home, she instantly sensed something was wrong. It was quiet...too quiet to be normal...then...there was that smell. It took a few seconds for Tsukasa to notice it, but when it began to fill her nostrils her heartbeat quickened. It was the smell of blood. Tossing her bookbags to the floor, Tsukasa ran as fast as her little legs could carry her into the kitchen, calling out her mother's name.

However, the moment she looked into the kitchen, Tsukasa wished she hadn't. The walls, the floor, everything...it was all stained with blood. Several chairs were knocked over, as well as some pots and pans had fallen to the ground. Yet, the thing that really caught Tsukasa's eyes was her mother lying on the floor, unmoving...in a puddle of blood.

"Ahh...Ahh..."

Tsukasa opened her mouth to scream, but quickly stopped herself. 'What if the killer is still here? I need to get out of here and call the police!' Tsukasa told herself as she reluctantly turned her eyes away from her mother and ran for the front door. She didn't know if her father and sisters were dead, but right now Tsukasa had to escape.

"Hey, Tsukasa...where ya goin'?"

Tsukasa flinched and froze in her tracks. She recognized that voice almost immediately: it was Kagami. Spinning around, Tsukasa cried, "Oh god, Kagami! I'm so glad you're alive! Listen, mom is..." She suddenly stopped talking when she noticed that Kagami was practically covered in fresh blood. Kagami herself seemed to have not noticed it at all; in fact, she seemed to be smiling.

Slowly backing away, Tsukasa felt her back smack against the front door as she nervously whispered, "K-K-Kagami...you...you didn't...please tell me its a lie...lie to me, Kagami! Lie to me...like how you lied to me back then! When you kissed me and said we'd be together for-"

Kagami raised her left hand and slapped Tsukasa hard against the face. Tsukasa stood still for a moment before her legs lost their feeling and she slid down onto the ground, still shaking. Kagami smirked slightly and bent down in front of Tsukasa.

Placing a hand on her sister's cheek, Kagami gently caressed it and whispered, "So...soft. So much softer than her...but not as good...you're no good compared to her...even if you're soft..." Tsukasa knew exactly who Kagami was talking about.

Konata.

"Momma and papa didn't like it how I kept touching you...they told me to stop...but I didn't want to stop...although you're not as good as her, I still liked touching you...so I killed them..." Kagami said that last part with a quick kiss on Tsukasa's lips. Tsukasa herself was too paralyzed with fear to do anything as Kagami continued to kiss her, even more passionately this time.

Suddenly, Tsukasa felt pain in her chest...burning pain...intense, searing pain...glancing down, she saw a large, bloody kitchen knife being buried deeper and deeper into her chest. And holding the knife was Kagami, who know had a huge, insane smile that seemed to deform her whole face. Tsukasa tried to speak, but only a fountain of blood spewed from out of her lips.

With a powerful yank, Kagami ripped the knife out of Tsukasa's chest and let her twin sister fall to the ground, dead as a doorknob. Kagami licked some blood off her murderous weapon and, after washing up, headed over to Konata's house for a bit of fun...


A/N: A Lucky Star/Suicide Club crossover would be interesting...if not evil and disturbing. Same goes for a Lucky Star/Battle Royale crossover...