To: JediPrincess-1597, Who I promise many things, but always flake out due to laziness 3 Pure Crack.
We're all just animals...
Two fangirls walked through the halls of the giant palace of Asgard. The girls didn't know how they had gotten to this strange new world, in fact, they were scared but a guard swiftly appeared and ushered them to Odin's chambers; there he told them that they could stay one night before being sent back to Midgard( ).
"Soooo, Jazz, what should we do?" A petite brown haired girl asked.
"LETS SET FIREWORKS OFF!" Jazz replied to Nadia.
Nadia looked up in thought, but a gasp from Jazz made Aid look back at her "What?" Nadia asked. "Do you see what I see?" She gasped like a fish pointing toward a tall, dark...Handsome piece of man. Nadia stared in shock and started hyperventalating. Loki, THE Loki, who tried to take over the world and destroyed NY was standing just feet away. "Oh my god, he needs to push me to a wall right now" Nadia exclaimed breathlessly. Jazz laughed like a maniac and started running toward the god (No really he was a god).
Loki looked up from his book to see two freaks staring at him like a piece of meat.
"May I help you...?" He asked dully.
"Oh my god, his voice" Jazz gasped excitedly.
"I want to make babies with you." Nadia told him seriously.
Loki looked back and forth, thinking this was some sick joke that one of the warriors three was playing on him.
"Rape me, I don't mind, unless you want me to mind, y'know if thats what you get off of" Nadia continued.
Jazz started laughing and pointed at his upper lip "Where did Wendy go?". "What?" He asked.
Nadia gently placed her hand on his cheek, and looked deep into his emerald eyes, the world seemed to stop around them and everything got quiet.
"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME YOU INSOLENT FOOL! I WILL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT REAL FEAR IS!" Loki exploded with rage. "Jazz, Loki and I had a moment!" Nadia gushed. "I know I saw! It was beautiful!" Jazz replied.
Loki's rage died...These were warped idiots... Why did fate do this to him? Why?
"He's being angsty!" Jazz pointed at him. "Oh my god, I'll be there for you my love~" Nadia said sugestively.
To be continued.
