A/N: There is something that happens to me when I eat Chinese. I fart out song parodies. Merry ChristmaHanuKwanzaWinterSolstide, Everyone!
Disclaimer: Once upon a time, there live a crazy woman who thought she owned Final Fantasy. And then she died. Now let us never speak of it again.
My Favorite Things
A Parody by AmazonTurk
Raindrops on Remnants and whiskers on Cait Sith
Big shiny choppers to chase the bad guys with
Black plastic boxes with alien things
These are a few of my favorite things!
Mako in optics and black pus on Cloud's arm
Falling twelve stories and landing with no harm
A lion/dog hybrid who's tail flames as it swings
These are a few of my favorite things!
Ninjas with headbands and vampires with gold shoes
Turks who can't stop drinking all of Tifa's booze
Barret's gun arm all decked out with bling
These are a few of my favorite things!
When the date night,
Goes to Aeris(th)
Or when I see Zack's death,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then simply wait...for Seph!!!
A/N: I have no excuse for this. I really don't. (bows humbly in apologies)
