His life starts as it would be lived, which is pretty badly, honestly.

"To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal, light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle." A small feminine voice says from the darkness.

His eyes slowly start to activate, as he can finally see the images in front of him; he was lying on a strange room, filled with several weird machines, as well as an unnecessary amount of mirrors; the walls seemed to be something you would see at a kindergarten, with a blue sky containing white clouds, rainbows and a smiling sun drawn on it; there were also toys lying around the ground, as if someone had simply forgotten to pick them up.

He was not the only person in the room, in front of him there was a small girl; black sunglasses, brown hair, wearing a cute dress, colored, black, red and yellow. She was also wearing small headphones, and by the way she was moving, she was probably listening to a song, and it didn't seem like she was aware of his presence.

"Ice, ice, baby…" She says, without paying attention to him.

He slowly blinks his eyes trying to get her attention.

"Ice, ice… Oh, damn, he woke up." The girl screams in surprise, as she takes off the headphones and runs towards him.

"Alright; hello, right now you might be wondering what is happening here; let's start by the basics, my name is Eggatha Robotnik, and I am your creator; your name is Tails Doll, and you are a robot." She says, trying her best to sound sweet "You don't know that yet, but you can move; c'mon, try it."

Tails Doll slowly tries to open and close his small hands, seems to be working; he then tries to move his entire arms, a little harder, but he could still do it; he soon finds himself sitting on the floor of the room; his legs are a little harder, he has some difficulties to get up, and when he does so, he quickly falls down. Eggatha looks down upon him as his face hit the ground, she wanted to help him, but she couldn't, since if he needs her help to do something as simple as get up, this means she'll have to walk him through his entire life, and seeing how lazy she is, this would probably end up with him dead in less than a week. He once again gets up, finding it a little easier this time, and once he is up, he almost falls once again, but manages to keep his balance.

"Nice, very nice; another thing you can do is talk." Eggatha explains, while the small doll moves his arms around, getting used to being alive.

"Don't be shy; say the first thing that comes to your mind." Eggatha says.

"I deeply regret to inform you all that I received some bad news." Tails Doll starts to say "The Admins of the Creepypasta wiki have finalkly decided to delete offa the wiki, on the grounds that it was badly written and..."

"Actually, on second thought, please don't say whatever comes to mind." Eggatha says, interrupting him. "Anyway, right now you might be wondering why you were built; well, worry not, my little beautiful creation, everything will make sense in time… and by that, I mean right now."

Eggatha suddenly jumps to a nearby computer and types some words, making a gigantic screen light up, revealing a surprising image.

"Look upon this symbol, little one, because you exist to serve it!" She screams proudly.

"I live to serve Theodore Tugboat?" Tails Doll asks, a little confused.

"What?" Eggatha asks, and then looks at the screen "Dammit, that wasn't the image that was supposed to appear."

She angrily types on the computer once again, making the image change from a toy boat to a poorly drawn image of Eggatha, with the planet right behind her, surrounded by gigantic robots; written on it were the words "Eggatha Empire!"

"You're trying to build a robotic empire?" Tails Doll asks.

"WE are GOING to build a robotic empire, which will be bigger and greater than anything Uncle Eggman could ever dream of building!" Eggatha says excitedly "First we take over the Eggman Empire, and then, the world, and no Hedgehog will ever be able to stop us! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"All of the data in my head says your uncle already has an empire, why don't you just use his?" Tails Doll asks.

"Et tu, Brute?!" Eggatha says in an offended voice "Do you really think so low of me, that you believe that I would simply take the easy round and use what my uncle has, when I can do it the hard way and achieve my dream all by myself? I've honestly never been so insulted in my life, and…"

"SEGA fired you, didn't they?" Tails Doll says, interrupting her.

"It was so unfair." She complains "I literally did what they told me to do; I went there and fought Sonic."

"And how did it go?" Tails Doll asks.

"Well…" Eggatha says, starting a flashback.


Eggatha had waited a long time for this moment; after so many years of screaming on her uncle's ear, SEGA finally decided to let her be in a game, and she now waited on the end of the Flying Battery Zone, inside her spider robot, ready for when the blue hedgehog and the yellow fox arrived.

"Man, this is boring." She complains "Where is that guy? Wasn't he supposed to be the fastest thing alive? I've been here for over five minutes and still nothing."

She looks around while waiting, although there wasn't much to see there, just some machines around the level.

"Hmmm…" Eggatha says, as an idea starts to form in her mind.

Around three minutes later, Ruby Delusions starts playing loud and strong in the background, as Sonic and Tails invade the room.

"Alright, Eggman, where are you?" Sonic asks.

"Sonic the Hedgehog, Welcome to DIE!" Eggatha screams, only to regret it instantly as she notices how stupid that must have sounded, even though it was the only thing she could think of at the moment.

"Sonic, look, it's a little girl." Tails says in surprise.

"What is this? Is Eggman hiring kids now?" Sonic asks.

"My name is Eggatha Robotnik; remember it, for it is the name of the one who shall bring your final doom." She says, trying to sound as cool as possible.

"Oh yeah? We'll see about that!" Sonic says as he tries to jump at the spider robot, only to find out that he can't.

"Tails, my feet are stuck to the ground!" Sonic says in surprise.

"Mine too!" Tails screams "What is happening?"

"Oh, you guys were taking too long to complete the level, so I decided to use that in my advantage and put super glue on the ground." Eggatha explains.

"What?! I didn't even know you could do that!" Sonic says in surprise.

"Don't worry, Sonic, we're on an elevator; it is going to start rising soon, so we can get close enough to her in order to attack." Tails explains, while trying to fly away from the ground, with no success.

"Oh, actually, I turned the elevator off while I was putting the super glue." Eggatha explains.

"What?! But that's not even fair!" Tails screams.

"Wait, I know! I know!" Sonic says "We need to wait for her to attack, then she'll have to come close, and we can hit her."

"Oh, actually, I added some ranged weapons to the robot while I was at it." Eggatha says, as the spider starts to charge an electric attack.

Sonic and Tails try to use their Spin-Dash to escape the ground, only to end up with not only their feet, but their entire bodies stuck.

"That's no good." Sonic says, right before getting hit by the beams of electricity released by the spider robot.


"You send the main character of the game to the hospital?" Tails Doll asks in surprise.

"Isn't that what villains are supposed to do?" Eggatha asks.

"Of course not; the boss can't win, or else the playable character can't move on to the next level." Tails Doll explains.

"Well, that is no reason to just go ahead and fire me. It was my first day at the job, and all they said was to go and fight Sonic, nobody said I couldn't beat him." Eggatha complains.

"Look, it doesn't matter at this point. You built me to help you make an empire, so that's what I'm going to do." Tails Doll explains "Where do we start?"

"Well, after I found out that SEGA was on Sonic's side this entire time, I went ahead and did a little research, and turns out the metal they are giving to Uncle Eggman to build robots is really fragile, because they need Sonic to be able to destroy it by jumping on the robots." She explains as she shows Tails Doll the images of the poorly made metal on the screen "However, they actually have a good type of metal, they keep it for things that are not supposed to break easily, like parts of the scenery, or Tails' airplane; if we can steal those and use it to build our robots, we will be basically unstoppable."

"Why didn't you steal that before building me? You could have made me with the really good metal so I would last longer." Tails Doll asks.

"I was dealing with really important subjects, and had no time to worry about such a trivial thing." Eggatha explains.

By that, she means that she was procrastinating.

"Anyway, we need to get that metal in order for our empire to be unbeatable, and I know exactly how we're going to get it." Eggatha says, as she opens a drawer and pulls a red Chaos Emerald from it.

"A Chaos Emerald?! How did you get that?" Tails Dolls says in surprise.

"Kid, I sent Sonic to the hospital, do you really think I wouldn't be able to do something as simple as getting a Chaos Emerald?" Eggatha asks, egocentrically "Anyway, we're gonna use Chaos Control to teleport there."

"Alright." Tails Doll says "Try to focus, warping space and time can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing."

"Don't worry, we'll be fine." She says as she holds the Emerald right between the two of them.

Tails Doll puts his hand on the emerald.

"Are you ready?" He asks.

"I was ready before I was born." She responds.

"CHAOS CONTROL!" They both scream!

Nothing happens.

They look at the Emerald in silence for some seconds.

"Is it broken?" Eggatha asks.

"It's an ancient magical relic, how could it be broken?" Tails Doll asks.

"Just give a sec, I'm gonna fix it." Eggatha says as she places the Emerald on a table.

"How are you going to fix it?" Tails Doll asks, just in time to see Eggatha about to hit the emerald with a big hammer "Wait, don't…"


"Alright, I think I found out what the problem was." Eggatha says, while the two of them were cleaning themselves up from the explosion "We were trying to teleport somewhere, but we didn't know where the place is; it seems like we need to know where we're going in order to go, who would have guessed? Anyway, I just saw a map, and now we can go."

"How? You destroyed the Chaos Emerald." Tails Doll complains.

"Don't worry, I got this." Eggatha says, as she puts a small golden tiara on her head, which had a red gemstone on it.

"Is that a piece of the Emerald?" Tails Doll asks.

"Don't worry; I made one for you too." Eggatha says, placing a small antenna containing another piece of the Red Chaos Emerald on Tails Doll's head.

"Alright, this is the place." Eggatha says, showing him the location on the map "Are you ready?"

"Let's just get this over with." He says.

"CHAOS CONTROL!" They scream, as they are suddenly teleported on a flash of light.


"Ouch." Eggatha screams as they fall after materializing some meters above the ground.

"So, where exactly are we?" Tails Doll asks as he slowly glides to the ground.

"We're in A Random Place." She responds.

"Didn't you say you knew where we were going?" He asks.

"Yeah, the name of the place is A Random Place." She explains, pointing to a tall building nearby, with the words "A Random Place" written on it.

"Oh, alright." Tails Doll says as they start to walk towards the building.

"Are there guards there?" Tails Doll asks.

"Of course." Eggatha responds.

"Do you want me to deal with them?" He asks.

"I have a plan, but it probably won't work anyway, so, go ahead while I hide like a coward." She says as she walks in the other direction.

"Hello, fellow living beings." Tails Doll says as he approaches the guard.

"Sir, excuse me, but this is a private area, I'll have to ask you to leave." The guard says.

"Oh, no don't worry; I'm not here to try to invade." Tails Doll says "It's just that I'm a big fan of you guys, and I was wondering, could I join your team?"

"Well, we could make a job interview, but…"

"Alright, let's go." Tails Doll says as he aggressively pulls the guard away from the door.


"Ok, so, tell me a little about yourself." The guard says.

"I was created less than half an hour ago and my life is suffering." Tails Doll responds.

"Nice." The guard says "What are you ashamed of?"

"I am shame; I'm ashamed of everything I've ever done." Tails Doll responds.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?" The guard asks.

"Death by suicide, probably." Tails Doll responds "In fact, the only reason I haven't eaten my own tongue yet is because I have no tongue." Tails doll explains.

"Out of all the other candidates, why should we hire you?" The guard asks.

"Because I believe that I am the most qualified person for this job." Tails Doll responds.

"And what would you do if I was pointing a gun to this qualified person right now?" The guard asks as he points his gun towards Tails Doll.

"I would point out that I removed the bullets out of your gun while you were talking." Tails Doll says, as he reveals himself to be holding several bullets in his hand.

"And what if I told you that I have more bullets in my pocket?" The guard asks.

"I would say that it doesn't matter, because I planted a bomb inside your gun." Tails Doll says.

The guard quickly throws away the gun, which then explodes in a gigantic ball of fire.

"Oh yeah? What if I told that I have a hidden knife ready just in case that happened?" The Guard says as he pulls a small knife out of his uniform.

"Then I would tell you that I have a hidden sword ready, just in case." Tails Doll says as he pulls out a long sword, seemingly out of nowhere.

"And what is that thing right behind you? Is that my army of ninjas that sneaked up on you while you were distracted?" The guard responds, as Tails Doll looks back, and sees several ninjas right behind him, ready to attack.

"You're forgetting the fact that I trained in The Anti-Ninja Academy, and I was specifically trained to destroy entire cities filled with ninjas with my bare hands." Tails Doll explains.

"What are you talking about? Didn't you say that you were only made some minutes ago?" The guard asks.

"Oh, that's just what I want you to think." Tails Doll says "I am in fact an ancient Dragon of fire, which has existed since the dawn of mankind."

Tails Doll then turns around and all of the ninjas are suddenly set on fire.

"You fool, don't you know? Robot bears are fireproof." The guard says, as a gigantic mecha in the shape of a robot suddenly appears behind him; he jumps on it and prepares for battle.

"Do you really think this will be enough to defeat me? I wield the ancient medallion of King Williams, which allows me to negate any power the opponent throws against me." Tails Doll says, as the mecha suddenly stops working.

"Haha, child's play." The guard says as he jumps out of the robot and a spear appears on his hands "You can't nullify my spear, because it has the power of infinity."

"Nice try, but the Gauntlet of Odin has the power of infinity +1!" Tails Doll says, as he hits the guard with his gauntlet.

The guard simply stands there in a dizzy way, almost unconscious.

"FINISH HIM!" A voice says from the sky.

Tails Doll charges a beam of energy in his hand, and then releases it, totally disintegrating the guard.

"FATALITY!" The same voice says.

"Alright, now that this is done with, where's Eggatha?" Tails Doll asks himself, as he walks back to the entrance of the building.


"Hey, Tails Doll, they have some chocolate bars in the fridge, want one?" Eggatha asks as Tails Doll enters the room.

"I literally have no mouth." He responds.

"Oh, alright." Eggatha says, right before taking another bite of her chocolate bar "Anyway, the metal is right here."

Eggatha points to a gigantic container.

"So, how are we going to take it to your house?" Tails Dolls asks.

"Oh, I actually have a plan." Eggatha says "It involves…"

"Freeze!" Two guards scream, as they invade the room.

"This again?" Tails Doll asks, annoyed.

"You are not allowed to be here." The guard says "Surrender or we'll open fire."

"Wait, wait." Eggatha says "You wouldn't shoot Santa, would you?"

"Santa?" The other guard asks.

"Yes! It is I, the one and only Santa Claus!" Eggatha screams "And if you don't drop your weapons and put your arms up right now, you'll be on the naughty list for the rest of your lives."

"But you can't be Santa." One of the guards responds "You look nothing like him."

"Santa Claus has powers that you don't know about." Tails Doll responds "Arms up!"

"Can't argue with that." One of the guards says as they both drop their guns and lift their hands.

"Alright boys." Eggatha starts to say "Since today is opposite day, instead of Santa giving you presents, you'll have to give Santa some presents, so, why don't you help Santa out with this big present?"

"Yes, ma'am." They both say as they lift the gigantic container and take to outside of the building.

"Our house is some kilometers from here." Tails Doll explains while he and Eggatha sit above the container "You better step it up."

"Yes, sir." The guards say, as the start to move faster.


"So, how was the first day on the job?" Eggatha asks as they enter their house.

"Well, we defeated Sonic, destroyed a Chaos Emerald, fought ninjas and giant robots, and became Santa." Tails doll explains "Could have been worse, I guess."

"Well, anyway, now that the metal is ours, we can start building all the robots I have planned." Eggatha explains as she presses some buttons on her computer "Pay attention to those images, because they are the future of this world!"

"Jay Jay the Jet Plane is the future of the world?" Tails Doll asks confused.

"What? No. That's not what I wanted to show." Eggatha presses some more buttons, and the image changes once again to reveal several blueprints of different types of robots, each one being more complicated than the last.

They both look at the blueprints in silence for some seconds.

"Are you ready?" She asks.

"I was ready before I was born." He responds.

Tails Doll tries to say something like "we have a job to do" and Eggatha tries to say something like "let's go", but they end up talking over each other and ruining the moment.

"What, did you want to have the epic last line?" Eggatha asks.

"Well, I think I could." Tails Doll explains "But if you want to say it, you can."

"Well, we already ruined it anyway, so I guess it would be better to just end the chapter and start building the robots already." She explains.

"Yeah, let's just do that." Tails Doll responds.