Chapter 1:

It was a Wednesday after school, Kevin Barr was working on his motorcycle in his drive way. After just fineshed cleaning the exhaustpipe, he spots Eddward Vincent run in to his house. Use to, he wouldn't care about the beani wearing dork being in a hurry to get home, but something was off about it today. Not to minchin, he's had a crush on the dork for years. Kevin gets up and heads over to the Doubl D house. Nocking on the door he hears a loud sob from behind the door. Kevin trys the doornod and sees that it's unlock, pushing it open and goes in. In the middle of the entery hall he sees Doudl D on his knees with his arms holding himself for comfort, beant over his head inches away frome the floor. He didn't seam to hear Kevin come in. Kevin walks closere to the crying nerd and reaches out a hand. "Hey, Doubl Dork are ya ok" Kevin tryed to say it in the softes, most sincere voice he could.

Edd flinched at the familiar voice behind him"I-I'm s-s-sorry pleas don't h-hurt m-me, K-Kevin". Edd flipped over on his rear while scooting way, trying to put disteans between Kevin and himself.

'Oh Lord he's here to kill me, why did I have to open my big mouth, what was I thinking telling Eddy my most personal secret, oh pleas just let it be quick'

"Whao, whao, whao cool it dweeb, I'm not gona hurt ya, just tell me what going on, Ok" Kevin went closer and knelt down beside him. The closeness became to much for poor Doubl D to handle and setcom to the darkness.

Doubl D woke up to the sound of the TV in his livngroom and rilized he was on his couch. He could feel a stang pressure on his chested over is heart. His head was proped up on something soft but hard, he open his eyes and looked up to see his head was resting on Kevin lap.

Kevin is the most popula guy in school, he's the football and baseball captain. He has sunset red hair, freckles that peppers all over his tone athletic body, always wears a red baseball cap, and has the most amazing emerald eyes. Kevin was watching TV when he felt eyes on him, looking down he could see the sky staring at him.

Doudl D is skinny and tall but not taller than Kevin. He has pall porcelain skin, with rounded soft features, raven black hair, the most adorable gap tooth smile, and sky blue eyes. He is the smartest kid in Peach Creek High School, but the main why you can tell him from everyone else is his senator black beanie with two white stripes down the side, that no one has seen him with out. Edd set up, throwing himself to the floor in fear and once more tears were falling. Kevin knelt besid him and sky blue was staring in to emerald green. With out hesitations Kevin juped state to the issue at hand.

"Who did this to ya dork and why" Kevin's voice was calm but to the pount.

'I'm going to kill'm, but I can't let him see that I care as much as I do, FUCK why's does he have to be so damn cute'

Doubl D cleard his throte "the...your football t-team found out about one of m-my secretes and...and they didn't like it"

Edd starts to shake in fear "s-so w-will you please leave befor someone s-see that your in here, they they told me to s-stay away from you p-please...I'm scared, I don't want to get h-hurt again, I don't want to hurt, I don't want to hurt, I don't want to die".

He's now in the fetal position rocking back and forth. Kevin lookes at him in shock. 'What could have posobly be that bad for the time to do this to him. I'm mean, yeah they'll bullied him befor but not strait you beat the fuck out of him'

Kevin looks at all the cut and brouses on the smaller teen. He has a black eye, a busted lip, a broused nose, and mean more.

'There probably all over is body, underneath his clothes'

Kevin puts a hand on Edd's back causing him to flinch.

"Can ya tell me what it is, their going to tell me anyways. But I'll rather hear it from ya, ya know, the unexaggerate version" Kevin lookes at Edd not knowing if he would tell him. Doulb D looked like he was in thoght 'should I tell him, he is right, the football team will add some extra to it and will only end badly for me'. Kevin sets waiting, wanting to know why any one whoud hurt some so cute.

'damn he's cute, why would anyone do this to him'

"K-Kevin" Edd puld him out of this thoughts. Edd thought mines well go for broke and just get the beating over with now.

"I-I have a c-crush on one of the p-popular-, the most p-popula persian in s-school"

Kevin stared at him for a while befor it hit him"ohhh".

"I'm I'm s-sorry K-Kevin p-please d-don't be mad!" Edd puts his hands up and shuts his eyes waiting on the hits to come, but they didn't.

"Hey, dork calm down I'm not mad and I'm not going to hurt ya" Kevin was trying to sound calm, but with grinding teeth and clinch fists, he was fuming. Not aboul to hold it in any more, he exploded.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Kevin was red with rage and Edd was damn nere clear from fear."THEY CAN'T JUST DO THIS TO SOMEONE FOR-FOR THAT!"

Edd looked at him in shock and fear 'I thought he was mad at me'. Kevin looked down and see fear in Edd's eyes. Kevin cuper Edd's cheek and Edd immediately blushed.'He is so adorable when he's all blushie' Kevin quikly rilized that his has to protect him. 'It's just to messed up not to. I mean look at what they did'. Kevin stud up as Edd watched him.

"Ok, this how it's going to go" Doubl D staird in confusion "your going to be my now boyfriend 'FUCK I meant to say friend, damn it', just pretend though and I'm going to protect ya. If any one hurts ya...I'll rip them to fucking pieces, I already put my numeder in you phone, call me anytime. See ya dork I'll pick you up in the morning"

Befor Edd could formulate a responds Kevin left. He sat there shocked and confused 'their going to kill me'.

Kevin layed down on his bed and throws his red baseball hat on his sidtabl 'nope, thier not going to be happy' Kevin gets his phone and calls his best friend Nat, but seand a quike text to Doubl D

Kevin: Goodnight Sweet D

Kevin smerked knowing it'll make the little dork blush and calls Nat.

"What up hot stuff"

"Dude, don't call me that"

"Fine, ok wait, what how does it go, ok ok I gat it (salutations Kevin how can I be of assistance)"

"Shut the fuck up dude befor I knock the hell out of ya"

"Aww but it's so cute though"

"Shut up and lisen"

"Ok ok spill"

"The team beat this shit out dork today, bad"

"What the fuck for, who would want to hurt such a cutie dooty"

"Dude I hate ya...well I saw him run in to his house and whent to see what's rong, well to make a long story short...I told him we're dating know and that I'll protect him"

"Dude you didn't ask you just said, what if he's not gay, what if-"

"He is, that's why the team beat fuck out of him, he as a crush on the most popula persian in school" Kevin smilles at the thought.

"So shouldn't I be dating him, haha"

"I'll kill ya and ya know it's me, the team told him to stay away from me, not ya ass wipe and I told him it's just pretend"

"Huh, well you just killed him dude, their not going to let him get away with that, you can't be around all the time and what did he say when you told him that y'all are dating now...sorry "pretend dating"?"

"Well if I have to I'll make a example out of the first guy that does something and I didn't give him a chains to say anything"

"Well, I get that's one way to do it"

"Look men, I know I can't be there all the time, but thankfully you have all the same classes as he does, because your a damn nerd too, can you pleas help me-you know keep him safe"

"Yeah, I would love to watch that cute butt of his"

"Yeah, watch don't tuch, well thanks men I'll see ya tomorrow"

"You take the fun out of everthing, alright see you hot stuff, haha"

Kevin heard the line go dead and rolled his eyes at Nat's stuped comment. Befor turning off his light, he did a quike check of his messages. Some were from Nat and the team, but one in particular caught is eye.

Doeky: Kevin! Pleas refrain from call me that.

Kevin smild and desided to have some fun. 'I'm going to have to chang his username'

Kevin: but u luk so cute when ur all blushy

Dorky: Kevin, for one I am not cute and two your style of text is atrocious.

Dorky: Plus your not gay, so please stop mocking me.

Kevin: Well I'm not mocking u I'm di, so if i think a guy is cute I'm going to say so, but ya stil a dork

Dorky: Well that still doesn't give you the right, seeing how this is a pretend relationship.

Kevin: Wat ever u like it, sweet dreams dork

Kevin: well n order for that u need to dream of me;)

Dorky: Kevn! Goodnight and pleasant dreams as well.

Kevin: oh they will b ;)

Dorky: Kevin!

Kevin chuckled and put his phone on his night tabl and let the San Man take over, but with one last thought in mine.

'tomorrow is going to be rough'.

Doubl D pov: Thoughts

' This is a joke or does he really care? What do I do? The football team is going to be mad at me and Kevin for that matter. What if they hurt him, I can't live with my self.' Huuuu, "tomorrow is going to be rough".