scene: Samus, Jiggly puff, Ness and Kirby are fighting in Hyrule Castle. Ness and Kirby are one the red team, Juggly Puff and Samus are on the blue team.

Kirby: DIE, SAMUS, DIE DIE DIEEEE! ::up+b::

Samus: heh, stupid puffball ::jumps the gets by Kirby and up+b::

::Kirby flies away into the sky::

JigglyPuff: hey Samus, puffballs are not all stupid! ::puffs up::

Samus: uhh, no, I didn't mean that, Jiggy.. ::sweatdrop and backs away::

Ness: Pika Fire! ::samus flames up:: you should really watch your back you know. Pika Fire! ::repeats until she gets up to 258% and does a yoyo and she flies away into the sky::

Samus: JIGGY! ::powers up her energy ball thingy::

::Kirby appears on his cloud and soon after Jiggly poff does, too::

Kirby: ::waves:: Hi, Jiggy.....

JigglyPuff: ::giggles:: hi! ::jumps down::

Kirby: ::starry eyes:: I have to... ::waits to long and falls from the cloud onto his head:: owwie..

JigglyPuff: ::Walks up to Kirby::

::Samus and Ness stil fighting by the triangle shelter::

Kirby: ::shakes his head and stands up:: oh hi, Jiggy. I, could I ask you somet--::gets put to sleep by Jiggly Puff::

JigglyPuff: BYE! ::down+b::

::kirby shoots up and flies down the front of the screen::

JigglyPuff: ::taunt::

Ness: oh so you wanna go at it puffball? ::jumps up onto the main part:: Pika Fire!

::JigglyPuff jumps up and lands next to ness, and puts him to sleep, then does down+b::

::Ness flies down the screen in the manner Kirby had::

::They both appear in their clouds::

Kirby: Put you to sleep, too?

Ness: {shamefully} ::nodds::

Kiby: Me too. ::sigh:: Ness, can I ask you something?

Ness: ::nodds::

Kirby: Do you any of the Smash Bros?

Ness: Nope! gotta go! ::jumps down from the cloud::

::Kirby follows him::

Ness: We're back, ladies! ::gets shot with Samus's energy ball thingy and gets blown off the screen:: oh that really stinks....

Samus: want one, Kirby?

all mighty voice: Time up!

::screen changes to Kirby and JigglyPuff standing on Hyrule Castle facing each other::

all mighty voice: Sudden Death! GO!

Kirby: Jiggly Puff, before you--::gets put to sleep::

JigglyPuff: Jiggy Puff! ::down+b::

::Kirby gets blown off the screen::

All high and mighty voice: Game Over!

::screen change::

All high and mighty voice: Blue Team Winns!

Juggly Puff: Jig, Jiggy Puff!

::Ness and Kirby clap in the back ground::

Kirby: ::sighs:: How am I ever going to ask her if she keeps putting me to sleep?

Ness: ::shruggs:: I dunno

::screen change::

All high and Mighty voice: Choose your character!

::all high and mighty hands browse through the screen::

Kirby: ::thinks:: please choose me and jiggy, please choose me and jiggy

::all high and mighty hand goes back to one player::

All high and mighty voice: Choose your character!

::all high and mighty hand browses through the screen::

Kirby: ::thinks:: please choose jiggy, please choose jiggy...

::all high and mighty hand chooses pikachu and gives him a blue wizard hat, medium level::

all high and mighty voice: Pikachu vs. Link!

Link: darnit, why do I always have to be the easiest? I want to take over the Master Hand Stage!

Pikachu: pi pi pi pi pi pi pi [laughter]

Link: ::crosses his arms:: oh do hush up.

Pikachu: ka pi chu ka! [NOOO! NEVER!!!] ::b attack::

Link: ::sighs and gets hit::

Pikachu: pi pi pi pi pi! [laughter]

Link: oh hush up. the all mighty hand did choose medium, so I don't have to be totally harmless ::taunt::

pikachu: ::taunt::

Link: ::taunt::

Pikachu: ::taunt::

Link: ::taunt::

Pikachu: ::taunt::

Link: ::taunt::

Pikachu: pi pi pi pi chu chu ka chu ka pi [you're an idiot, you know that?]

Link: If I'm an idiot, what does that make you, you little yellow fart.

Pikachu: pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi! [laughter] ::falls onto back with laughter:: Pi ka chu chu pi chu ka [a pokemon, moron] ::taunt::

Link: I know you're a PokeMon! Don't get smart alec with me! ::throws a bomb Pikachu's direction::

Pikachu: ::bomb is waay of and luckily doesn't explode, so walks over and picks bomb up:: Pi pi pi pi pi pi ka ka chu pi pi ka ak chu chu [learn to aim, you little green moron] ::throws it at him::

Link: OH SHUT UP! AHH! ::gets throwm off the screen::

all high and mighty voice: Game Set!

::screen switch::

All high and Mighty voice: Pikachu vs. Yoshi Team!

::screen switch::

All high and mighty voice: GO!

Pikachu: ::sigh:: ka chu pi pi...[I hate Yoshi...]

Yoshi1: HEY! I HEARD THAT!

Pikachu: ka ka ka ka chu pi chu chu pi ka? [oh really? What'cha gunna do about it?]

Yoshi2: Oh, you want to know what we're going to do about it, eh?

Pikachu: ::nodds::

Yoshie 3: well then ::they all three charge at Pikachu::

Pikachu: ::sighs:: pi ka pi [pathetic...] ::down+b::

::all three Yoshis fly off the screen and three more fall down::

Pikachu: ::sigh:: ka chu pi pi...[I hate Yoshi]

Yoshi4: HEY! I HEARD THAT!

Pikachu: ka ka ka ka chu pi chu chu pi ka? [oh really? What'cha gunna do about it?]

Yoshi5: Oh, you want to know what we're going to do about it, eh?

Pikachu: ::nodds::

Yoshi6: well then ::they all three charge at Pikachu::

Pikachu: ::sighs:: chu ka pi pi ka chu chu pi [this really is too easy...] ::down+b::

::all three Yoshis fly off the screen and three more fall down::

::repeat process until all but 1 Yoshi is gone::

Pikachu: ::sigh:: k'chu ka ka pik [Gyod, I hate this level. Too easy.] ::body slamms the last Yoshi and does a taunt just before it turns into a star::

all high and mighty voice: Game Set!

::screen change::

all high and mighty voice: Pikachu vs. Fox

::screen change::

all high and mighty voice: GO!

Pikachu ::dances:: pi chuuu! pichuuu! chuki pa pi chuuuu! [hooray! a worthy opponent!]

Fox: ::grumbles:: of course, I'm a worthy opponent you runt. Now hush up and fight.

Pikachu: {sarcastically} ::salutes: chu ki chu! [sir, yes sir!] ::b attack::

Fox: you little runt, we do this every time! ::reflects it::

Pikachu: ::jumps up:: ki ki [I know] ::down+a::

::fox gets thrown towards the nose of the ship::

::Pikachu runs up and grabbs him with R before he gets up and throws his farther towards the nose. repeats until he actually hets thrown off the nose::

Fox: grrr, we do this every time too! hya! ::up+b::

Pikachu: ka chi chi chi [oh no, no, no] ::b attack::

Fox: ::gets hit and falls down:: cheap little yellow fart ::dies::

all high and mighty voice: Game Set!

::screen switch::

All high and mighty voice: Break the Targets!

::screen switch::

all high and mighty voice: GO!

Pikachu: {very un-enthyusiastically} pi pika chuu.. [this is even worse than the Yoshi team...]

::does the whole thing in less than 15 seconds::

all high and mighty voice: Stage Complete!

::screen switch::

all high and mighty voice: Pikachu vs. Mario bros

::screen switch::

all high and mighty voice: GO!

Pikachu: ::yawn:: kchu ki pa chu [need some rest] ::sits back and let's her team mate, DK kill them both::

::screen switch::

Pikachu vs. Giant DK

::screen switch::

GO!

Pikachu: ::sigh:: paku chi [how fun...] ::gets on the upper left platform and does her B attack while letting her team mates, Link and Samus, kill giant DK:: {sarcastically} ka chi chi ki? [don't I love team battles?]

::backstage::

Master Hand: HEY KIRBY! HURRY UP AND FINISH CLONING YOURSELF, YOU'RE NEXT!

Kirby: ::saultes:: Right away, sir! ::splits into different Kirbys and all the opthers run and suck in a character::

Master Hand: ::mumbles as he watches Pikachu:: I don't like that Pikachu...too full of herself... ::pikachu finishes:: KIRBIES! GET YOUR BUTTS OUT THERE AND SOMEONE HURRY UP AND GO SUCK IN PIKACHU BEFORE IT STARTS!

Kirby and clones: ::salutes:: yes, sir! Right away, sir! ::they file onto the playing field::

Pikachu: kachu Kirby [hi kirby]

plain kirby: hi. he's gotta suck you in now so that we can have a pikachu kirby ::stands aside for a kirby-clone to suck pikachu in::

Pikachu chiii pikachu ku pika [man, I hate this part]

all high and mighty voice: Pikachu vs. Kirby Team

plain Kirby: hey pika, don't kill me til I ask you something, okay?

Pikachu: ::nodds::

all high and mighty voice: GO!

Pikachu: ::starts randomly using R and succeeds in killing all but pika kirby and plain kirby::

plain kirby: stand back, I have to ask pika something

pika kirby: no way! we have to fight! ::b attack::

pikachu: ::b attack::

plain kirby: ::flies up to the right platform above pikachu: sooo, pikachu, can I ask you now?

pikachu: ::continues B attack again and again:: pi [shoot]

plain kirby: well, I've got this thing for juggly puff.....and I figured, heck, you're a female pokemon, you might know......

pikachu: pa ku chii [cover your ears]

Kirby: I figured as much ::sweatdrop::

pika kirby: WHAT??? THE QUESTION YOU WANTED TO ASK HER WAS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE??? THIS IS REDICULOUS! ::up+b::

Pikachu: ::mutters:: pi pi chu ki chu [only because you don't have one] ::sweatdrop::

pika kirby: oh, shut up! ::body slam::

pikachu: chii! chu ki ka ka chuuu [damn! wasn't expecting that one...] ::flies off the screen::

plain kirby: ::sigh:: well, come on back, game's--

all high and mighty voice: Game Set! and that is MY LINE!

kirby: ::shrinks:: sorry, oh high and mighty one....

all high and mighty voice: I thought so. Continue? Game over...

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GASSP! What ever will Kirby do??? join in next time for Captain Falcon; Why am I asking HIM???