"Sheldon Swifties LIII: "The Adventures of Professor Proton's Smarter Son…"

Summary: Brief bits, not necessarily connected…Similar to my Buffyverse "Immortal Beloved" series…

Disclaimer: What's Chuck's is Chuck's…No infringement intended…

Cue canned music…

Slightly shaky black and white video opens on scene of Sheldon and Amy in white lab coats standing in Sheldon and Leonard's living room…

Sheldon wearing fake glasses having decided they make him look more the part…

"Hello Science Fans…And welcome to the Adventures of Professor Proton…Junior…" Sheldon notes, pointing to whiteboard behind him on which is written… "The Adventures of Professor Proton, Jr."

"And his lovable, beautiful, yet highly competent…Proving that beauty need not indicate a lack of ability in Science…Sidekick, Dr. Amy…" Amy chimes in…

"Yes…Well, enough with the obligatory politically correct feminist message…" Sheldon notes. "Who's ready for some…Science…" echo effect…Science…Science… "…Adventures…" Adventures…Adventures…Adventures…

"Wow…I sure am, Professor P, Junior." Amy, eagerly.

"Well, that's good Dr. Amy…" Sheldon, to camera. "Because we're about to embark an Odyssey through Science that will…Rock…" echo Rock…rock…rockkk… "Your world…"

"And I so want my world rocked, Professor P, Junior…" Amy eagerly…

"Oh…So much…" longing tone…Sheldonward glance…

"Then hanging on to something stable…" Sheldon beams at her, then camera… "Cause we're about to peer at one of the fundamentals of your…And my…Physical…" Physical…physical…physical… "World!"

Holds up a plastic ball… "Now hang on…" Offers hand to Amy which she rather eagerly takes… "Watch!" He drops ball…

The ball falls to the floor…

"Do you know what it was we just experienced, Dr. Amy?"

"Oh, this is a family show, Professor P…Can't go there…" she gives large wink at camera.

"Cut…" Sheldon frowns.

"What?" Penny looks over from her spot by the video camera…

"You know I fail to see what is to be gained by these double entendres…This is a program for children, you know. To inspire young minds to pursue careers in Science, in the noble tradition of my mentor, Professor Proton… And while I get that a dollop of whimsy may be useful in letting our audience know that scientific careers need not hinder them from becoming the fun-loving, devil-may-care sort of sophisticates that Amy and I are, I don't think we need to descend to the level of a steamy TV soap opera…Right, Amy?"

"Steamy…" Amy pondered…Picturing…

She and Sheldon in tropical jungle…He in loincloth, she…Nothing but long, flowing hair…

And glasses…

God, it's incredibly how glasses make him even more studly…She eyes Sheldon…

"Sheldon…It's just a little romantic humor injected to make this little romp through your wacka doodle mind a little more bearable…And to give Amy a few lines…" Penny notes.

"Cause I'm like this with the director…" Amy showed forefingers locked…

"Yeah…Well, anyway…" Penny sighs. "To put it in a nutshell, Sheldon…Sex sells."

Hmmn…He frowned.

"Well, I suppose I must admit it's the one thing that has enabled you to survive."

"Sheldon…Would you like this to become 'the Adventures of Dr. Amy and her idiotic errandboy/lab gofer, Sheldon Lee Cooper'? Cause I can do that, with a little help from Leonard and Howard…And they've already offered…"

"Fine…Bring on the orgy."

Oh…Amy gasps…Picturing…