FQ Drabble-Pondering
Lisanka
A/N: Weems is a ghoul, Falcon[until the end of the book]is an unknown type of monster, while Destynee is a giant enchanted slug. While Weems has a crush on Destynee in Falcon Quinn and the Black Mirror, I kinda ship it anyway because it's such an unexpected pairing. It's why I had trouble writing this in the first place. All characters belong to Jennifer Finney Boylan.
Weems was close to howling in outrage. And all because of Falcon Quinn! Destynee, his beloved, believed herself to be in love with the almost human cretin! The sweet, adorable nimrod! The cute-Cute?! Sweet?! ADORABLE?!
Weems slammed his head into a coffin, to punish himself. He wanted to get into Destynee's beautiful head, but that didn't mean he wanted to be so far in he'd think romantic thoughts about the most likely foul tasting Falcon! He loved Destynee! She was a giant enchanted slug! And she...and she… She didn't like him, she used to hang with the vampire queen bee Merideath, and she was actually rather stupid.
Weems realized then she wasn't worth crushing on. But that didn't mean he had immediately gotten over her. He still had a soft spot for her. However, he wondered, could he be developing a crush on Falcon?
He had been obsessing over Falcon recently. He'd even built a shrine that resembled him! Was he bisexual? Weems pondered, thinking about Falcon and his possible feelings for him. Well, his eyes were striking and his skin actually was a healthy, delicious looking pink. He was polite, mild mannered, a nonconformist, and sweet. He was at least nice to Weems even though he hadn't been nice back.
At this point, Weems was 40% sure he might be developing a crush on Falcon. Either that or he wanted to eat his flesh, toasted. After all, Weems was a healthy young ghoul.
