Tiz wiped his brow, the burning rays shining off the King Prevano's metal railings really did a number on his sweat glands. The humongous cruise ship, formerly known as the Queen Bohemia, was the target for his next heist. Tiz 3D printed a Security Clearance Keycard (or "SUCK" as his NetNavi Raid preferred to call them) from his PET and slipped in the control room unnoticed.
"Raid, I forgot to thank you for not deleting that security navi, you're smarter than you claim to be. Downloading that data to print the Security Clear-"
"SUCK, Tiz. Try it sometime. Acronyms are dope."
"You know, one day, I will finally program a 'Basic Conversation Manners Modification' to your programming. And maybe you'll be able to not be a digital personification of a dick pic."
"Shit, you'd have to zoom out if it was mine. Packing."
"Raid, don't be gross. I'm just trying to give you a simple compliment, just take it or leave it. We have business to take care of, I'm jacking you in."
"Off." Raid thought this joke never gets old.
While this was happening, Tiz was loading a plethora of battle chips into his illegally modified PET, although he doesn't really need them, he's getting better with that scythe of his, thank you Wily for keeping the least secure programs of any supervil-
"BECKHAM!" Raid's sudden scream made Tiz jump. "Tiz, your 'make me a faggy boy scout who talks right' program can have the acronym BCMM."
"Do you really believe this is a main concern right now? Raid, I'm trying to transfer very sensitive information to Tempest's homebase mainframe and all you think of is acronyms?"
"Yeah, what do you think of- Tiz, hostile."
"I see it, I'm going to run a quick analysis. Has the navi seen you yet?"
"If he has, he's not showing it. Customized. Lots of gray hair, red armor, probably has a sword , dark visor, can't see his emblem. He is just chilling, no biggie."
"Black and white emblem, golden frame with two spikes on the bottom?"
