Title: Righteousness, Revelations and Enigmas: Party Animal Divas

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.

Ratings: K+

Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Rebecca and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna Helmsley, Trish, Randy and Randy Orton jr, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Jeff and Stephanie Hardy, Elizabeth Hardy, Vince McMahon, Tristen Nash, Kevin Nash and various WWE and TNA wrestlers.

Summary: Stephanie bans The Ortons from attending a party and they can't stop her and some other Divas from drinking something they shouldn't.

Chapter One – A Friend in Need

Santa Monica, LA:

Dave Batista found is way to Melina's house once gain to cheer the melancholy Diva up on a beautiful summer's day. Like her dear friends Trish and Amy, Batista had been keeping Melina company now that she was separated from her husband and no longer living with her son Romeo. When the girls came around Melina did feel better. But as was to be expected, LC and Cameron's wedding drew Amy away and Trish was busy with Randy Jr. Maria came around often but all she ever wanted to talk about was church – a place Melina hadn't been to in years. Now that Cameron had invited Maria to be part of his church it took up all her time. Maria mentioned something about wanting to start up a clothing line and asked Melina if she would be interested. But when Maria said that the clothes would have a Christian theme Melina quickly lost interest. She had all but given up on God, she even turned down healing requests and her Miraculous healing power lay dormant inside her.

Although this saddened Batista, he knew that Melina just wasn't ready to be the Miraculous one again. She was too hurt to heal others, pain and suffering didn't seem to be something to deliver people from since they were her loyal companions now. As Batista rang the doorbell the trudging sound of Melina coming to the door reminded him of the last time he paid her a visit. He wasn't even sure if anytime had passed because when she opened the door she appeared exactly the same way. Her hair was uncombed and her face was as sullen with sadness. She hadn't showered or eaten and she seemed to be in pain just by raising her eyes to look at him.

"Hey Dave," she said although her voice was so low Dave hardly heard her. He came into her house as she stepped aside to let him in. one look around the foyer told Batista that she hadn't done any housekeeping in weeks. There was the unpleasant odor of stale food and empty containers lingering in the air. Dave shook his head and scrunched up his nose at the smell. This wasn't the Melina he knew but it was the Melina she had now become.

"Melina you know I care about you and I would never say anything to hurt your feelings, but if you don't get it together and straighten up this house, Johnny might stop letting Romeo come over here," Batista said but Melina wasn't upset by his statement. She actually laughed much to Batista's concern, "What's so funny?" he asked confused.

"Nothing, just the idea that a few empty containers could keep Romeo away from me," Melina said and se clung to her heart passionately, "My son loves me and his love is pure. Unlike all of you, he accepts me for who I am not the imaginary Miraculous woman of God that no longer exists except in all your heads,"

Batista sighed, Melina had obviously grown tired of Amy, Trish and Maria pleading with her to take up her Miraculous mantle once again and she thought Dave felt the same way so he had to tread lightly because he had a plan to get her out of the house.

"I know you don't wanna hear that Melina, so when I come here I don't mention the past. You don't have to be a woman of God to keep your house clean," he said.

Melina frowned carelessly at the mess, "I'm sorry but it just reminds me of what my mom used to say about cleanliness being godliness. I'm not really interested in doing anything godly right now," Melina said slumping down on her couch with the heavy thud of a woman who had the weight of the world on her shoulders.

Batista came and sat next to her even though there were clothes strewn over the couch which didn't really give him anywhere to sit.

"I know you want Johnny to make up with you right now but this separation is bringing out the worst in you Melina," Batista said and Melina's chin crumpled at the idea of being back together with her husband. She suddenly became angry and her face tightened into a scowl.

"So why did you come here Dave? If I make you so uncomfortable why don't you just leave?" she snapped.

"I am gonna leave," Batista replied and suddenly Melina's face grew anxious at the idea of yet another friend abandoning her, "but I'm taking you with me,"

Melina didn't have time to respond as Dave hoisted her to her feet and pulled her up to the bedroom ignoring the dirty clothes all over the bathroom floor.

"I want you to shower while I pick you out something nice to wear and then we're going out!" Batista said excitedly.

"Out?" Melina said, "you mean like outside?"

Dave frowned; it was like she had forgotten what the word meant. "Yes like outside. The Hardys are having a party and you're coming as my date," Batista said and Melina's face dropped at the mention of a party, especially a party with her former work colleagues. She shook her head having absolutely no desire to go but that wasn't going to stop Batista the man was on a mission to get Melina out of the house.

"Dave I'm sorry but I'm not in the mood to hang around with my old friends," Melina said.

"You don't have to hang out with them, you'll be hanging out with me," Batista said. "It won't be a real date of course but once you're out of the house and out of Santa Monica, I'm hoping you'll wanna stay out more and indoors less,"

Melina shook her head, "Dave I'm sorry but -" she started but she was cut off by Batista's hands squeezed over her own, his eyes pleading with hers.

"Melina please, I'm worried about you. As a friend please come out with me tonight," Batista pleaded and for a moment the old Melina re-surfaced wanting nothing but for her dear old friend to be happy and hang around just long enough to say,

"Okay I'll come with you Dave,"

Batista smiled relieved before kissing Melina's hands and turning back to her closet while she hit the shower. While Dave cleaned out her closet and quickly but thoroughly cleaned up the house, Melina tried to forge a new enthusiasm so that she could convince herself that seeing Johnny wouldn't utterly shatter her heart into a tiny million pieces tonight.